Incredible. Thank you @mulaney.bsky.social for an amazing show at my favorite place. I couldn’t be happier I remembered I bought these tickets 10 months ago
Lauren Grimaldi
@laurengrimaldi.bsky.social
30. Chicagoland based. Humor writing in Reductress, The Hard Times, The Belladonna, End of the Bench Sports, Humor Darling, etc. Non-profit comms. Delusional Cubs fan. She/her.
I spoke with Mitch McConnell earlier today. He said “ahhhh I’m BURNING, it’s so hot down here. Ohh the flames”
I was at Taylor Swift’s wedding. It took Travis 35 minutes to read his vows from a piece of paper and all it said was “u r cool”
Somewhere in the White House Trump is fuming because he thinks #USMNT has to play against two countries at once tonight
Everyone else: *getting married, having babies, buying houses* Me: The Tomodachi I created loosely based on Paul Rudd just fell in love with my Tomodachi at first sight
Visiting Fenway for the first time in a few weeks so maybe traveling for work isn’t that bad after all 👀
This is the last week of my 20s. Here’s how I plan to spend my 30s.
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Alex Levy’s father, you WILL be abducted on Season 5 of The Morning Show
Mark DeRosa is about to go back in that locker room and say “we’ll get ‘em tomorrow, boys”
Torn between teaching my nephew to be respectful and kind but also teaching him how to properly bat flip because it’s fun and awesome
Got a text from the DNC that said “We’re hoping Trump wakes up tomorrow morning…” well, that makes one of us
In Dallas for work and this is my favorite campaign ad
Every year I have to remind myself that Bradley Cooper never actually peed his pants at the Grammys
Hi, I’m the person near you at the grocery store when the weather is bad. This is my first time ever out in public and I don’t know how to behave like a human being
God I just love sports and being from the Chicago area so much
But Here We Are by Foo Fighters is such a beautiful album
Warms my heart to think of all of the freed January 6 insurrectionists on this day. Hopefully they are celebrating from their prison cells after being sentenced for their other unrelated crimes 💗
Pluribus makes the important case for physical media over streaming. When the Hive Mind comes, what dvd sets do you have to get you through? Carol only being able to watch Golden Girls really opened up my eyes
My delusional dreams of a Schwarber reunion have been crushed. Don’t call, don’t text
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Me singing in my 2005 Hyundai Accent: you’ve got a fast car
I'm not going to lie, I'm secretly rooting for Lizza and Nuzzi to get back together.
Part 16 by Ryan Lizza: Surprise! Olivia Nuzzi and I are married
Please only give nice feedback on my new headline for Reductress
With all of product placement in #StrangerThings5, they’re going to find Vecna drinking a Gatorade
Reading all of the Olivia Nuzzi news but imagining Bobby refers to Bob from Bob’s Burgers