'Hey Google, while I do absolutely love that, I actually asked you to play Bob Vylan'
Conor Tobin
@lazare76.bsky.social
When all the dark clouds roll away, and the Sun begins to shine.
I got the results of an MRI handed to me today on a CD ROM. So now I have to go visit 1998 to see if I have a stress fracture.
Is there a German word for that begrudging feeling you get when you're about to head off somewhere nice but the weather here is spectacular? #Ireland
Fascinated by this.. I opened Flightradar on Fri evening when a plane went overhead while walking. Virgin Atlantic LHR to JFK. Cool. Could still see the plane for a while...
Who's this warning directed to? Battery eaters aren't reading that...
Today, in M&S, I obediently spent 70 cent on a paper bag then moaned about it when I got home. Gonna re use the fuck out of that paper bag. Gonna pack shit into it until it rips
There are countless examples of prominent people moving from liberal to right wing nut job but I can only think of one going the other way. Anthony Scaramucci. Any other examples?
I'm so connected to love. I think this experience has shown. You never know how much love is inside of you, like, how much love you have to give, and how much you are loved. Until the day you launch. So go fuck yourselves. You'll never know.
My 7 year old asked me why we celebrate Easter. I told her we celebrate the time off work and school and how that lets us have time together. She said 'I heard in school that we celebrate Jesus getting nailed to a plus sign +' 🤣🤣
Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?
Jon Ossoff has been incredibly impressive this past couple of days. Future leader of the Free World? #signal
Ossoff: This is what happens when you have Fox News personalities cosplaying as government officials.
I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
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I would sacrifice anything come what might for the sake of....seeing Barack Obama's face when he first read this @barackobama.bsky.social
Remember when we all thought the Tea Party was the worst political movement in The US. Ah, simpler times.
Well, feck that anyway. Was having a nice day until I saw that shitebag McGregor on my feed. Ugh.
This is the calibre of man that's currently in charge of the world.
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes