dud3 th1z zuckz 1t f33lz l1k3 n3xt t0 n0b0dy 1 actually wanna b3 ar0und 1z actually h3r3 rn
Olie Foreman
@lazymerrymaker.bsky.social
zup nam3z 0l13 f0r3man pr0bably h3ard 0f m3 ar0und t0wn 0r zmth l1k3 that ((mun is 23 ((pfp done by @drawydraws.bsky.social #HomestuckRP #HSRP #M3m3z
got my commissions on vgen uuuup! BD go check it out if yall are interested vgen.co/M3m3z/servic... #vgen #artcommission #opencommissions #swapdoodle
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l3ft0v3r h0td0gz fuk1n zuck dud3 th3 caz1n g3tz all w31rd n tough
1 m1zz3d th1z man juzt m3 a b1g 0l p0t n zum b0mb azz clam ch0wd3r
zh0pz f1nally back 0p3n n 1 d0nt f33l l1k3 abz0lut3 zh1t n0w wh0 wantz zum G0D DAMN F00D???
fuck 1t 1m n0t l3tt1n a l1l m1gra1n3 zt0p m3 fr0m c00k1n
man fuck th1z rand0m z1ckn3zz 1 w0k3 up w1th 1 want3d t0 d0 zh1t t0day B[
a lil thing I did for Pride Month I like the colors I used for my sona here cuz of the limited colors I could use
An artist on Twitter took $75 from me back in October for commission and kept on making excuses about not giving me an update and I made the mistake of being kind and patient so now I can't charge back and they're just going to get away with scamming me. I feel like s***.
((ok so I dunno who here cares abt this but I've been informed earlier about a new website that's literally just Chittr from Hiveswap it's super active n rp focused here's a lil link for anyone interested B] chittr.ing
chittr
The social network for trolls.
chittr.ing
... ugh! f1n3 but ur f1x1n my n3ck 1f th3z3 ar3 t00 h3avy f0r 1t
[You break the bat in half] c< faKe HOrNs, just for safety saKe >c
*sigh* 0k thank g- ... ka3... what th3 fuck am 1 zupp0z3d t0 d0 w1th THAT???
[You pull out some gloves, face paint and an old baseball bat, colored like your horns] c< Here, iM glad i carry all tHis arOuNd >c
fuuuuuuck... plz at l3azt hav3 zum fac3 pa1nt ka3 1 d0nt wanna b3 l3ft 0ut
[You search through your cards] c< lets HOpe ive gOt sOmetHiN 4 tHis sOMewHere iN Here >c
zh1t man! w-what d0 w3 d0??? 1 cant g0 1n l00k1n l1k3 th1z!
c< ... >c [You flinch, and 2x FACEPALM COMBO] c< we... are... sO iNcredibly ObliviOus... >c [You drag your hands down your face] c< stars fucKiNg daMN it >c
n0 n0t r3ally... [You look at your body real quick to make sure you're alright... Nothing INHUMAN about you... Wait, that's bad!] 1 f0rg0t my d1zgu1z3 dud3!
c< i MeaN.... lets gO Over tHe cHecKlist >c [You pull a paper list from your pocket] c< weapON, eye prOtectiON, Half deceNt bOdy arMOr, raid Music, bullsHit HitbOxes? are yOu HurtiN? tHirsty? HuNgry? >c
a1t3 [You crack your knuckles, just in case there's a STRIFE to be had. Or you could say fight, like a normal person.] ... why d0 1 f33l l1k3 1m m1zz1n zmth rn?
c< HOpefully sO >c [You put your hair up in a ponytail, and roll your shoulders] c< cOMiN up ON it Here sOON >c
thatz p3rf3ct actually mayb3 th3yll l3t uz 1n 3azy th1z t1m3
c< well, yOu KNOw HOw alterNia is, Murder, sabOtage, staNdard sHit, its curreNtly ruN by a Mafia Of Olives, its better tHaN its beeN receNtly >c
man that fuk1n zuckz ud th1nk zmth l1k3 that w0uld b3 zucc3zzful 3n0ugh t0 wanna k33p
c< yeaH, but appareNtly tHe OwNersHip Has cHaNged HaNds a cOuple tiMes siNce tHeN >c
a1t3 th3n! 1z that th3 zam3 1 w3 w3nt t0 a wh1l3 back wh3r3 1 g0t my azz b3at?
c< legiscOrpus figHt pit, tHe spOts all KiNda MaKe a liNe, sO May as well gO iN Order >c
y3a... z0 wh3r3 AR3 w3 g0nna g0 f1rzt? 1 wanna b3 r3ady f0r what3v3r w3 m1ght c0m3 by
c< agreed, we wOuld Need a lOt MOre prep 2 taKe ONe Of eM, aNd we wOuld prObably Need MaKO's Help as well >c
... w3ll l3tz h0p3 w3 d0nt hav3 t0 th3n that z0undz l1k3 a cluzt3rfuck...
c< i MeaN... its pOssible, but we wOuld Need sOMe KiNda Help, aNd a bOat >c
0n3 0f th0z3 huh? z0undz pr3tty c00l th0 ya th1nk w3 c0uld tak3 0n3 0f th0z3 mfz?
c< i MeaN... its a big fucKOff serpeNt, sO... just by swiMMiN itll prObably accideNtally Kill ya >c
y3a l3tz h0p3 th3r3z pr0bably zum crazy b1g z3a m0nzt3rz 0ut th3r3 0r zmth ... ka3 ar3 th3r3 any crazy b1g z3a m0nzt3rz 0n alt3rn1a?
c< NaH, if iM rigHt, its ONe Of tHree places, aN Old abaNdOned Hive we used 2 HaNg Out at, a figHt pit iN aN Old legiscOrpus buildiN... Or tHe OceaN, but... tHats NOt ideal, sO lets HOpe tHeyre NOt Out at sea >c
f1gur3d ya w0uld tbh [You follow her out of the door and towards god knows where. Just the kinda place you've been looking for!] z0 wh3r3 d0 ya th1nk th3y ar3 anywayz? mayb3 1n th3 f0r3zt w1th l0tz 0f w1ld an1malz? 0r zum jungl3 w1th tr0ll-3at1n fauna?? 0h! what ab0ut a zup3r c0ld d3z3rt at n1ght???
[You nod, and kick open the door] c< ive ONly a geNeral idea Of wHere we gOtta gO, but i tHiNK i KNOw MaKO well eNOugH 2 fiNd tHeM >c
w3ll a1t3 th3n! u l3ad th3 way ka3! [You stand behind her, ready to follow her lead.]
c< beeN ready, lets get tHis sHit gOiN! >c