yesterday we cleared out the painting area at work and some of the trays were glorious
eyulia, sleaze dyke
@leatherdyke.top
dyking it up around london, she/her in a permanent state of horny delirium and longing for the dancefloor
smoking that shit that makes me normal (took my morning meds at 8pm)
i need to go dancing, i need more excuses to make my tits bounce with an audience
looking sideways during the double-penetration double-feature to see your landlord jerking off furiously then slowly giving you a thumbs up
June@onspectrumwarrior.bsky.social · 20h agoLandlord just sent a message to the house groupchat to say he has unlimited guestlist for what appears to be a pornographic film festival, and to text him if we want in I'm not against the subject matter, but that is one of the most dire propositions I've heard in some time
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t girl addicted to overpriced stimulants call that a brick of cocaine
i’m being tormented by devils (@onspectrumwarrior.bsky.social)
oh it’s so back, I finally felt the music again at unfold
I don’t think words do this one justice feat. @sacrificial-hound.bsky.social
love playing a game of spot my own bedroom in the the grindr photo grid
Let's fucking gooooooooooo OK gotta get some velcro tape for the slats and torque some of the fasteners fully, but fuck me I'm so excited Also gods it's huge in my room
Catgirl Eve - Worlds most inconsistent hole poster@fembdsm.bsky.social · 2w agoSo I've been a bit distracted from my usual horny posting. I've had a project(tm) on the go and I'm really excited to see how the final result turns out! Expect some pictures and a very excited cat once the whole thing is assembled. #kinkfurniture #custombed
i’m swapping all my furniture to be clawfooted so at least when I kick it we both stub our toes
hey remember you still need to piss after bottoming you just have to do it out of your ASS
I guess the real problem with polyamory is that it’s way harder to get off when you can’t cheat
the thing that i don't think i got at first is that when the music hits right you basically just start cumming in your pants. a dj is having acoustic sex with you and sex isn't always good.
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief@katie.bzky.team · 2w agoi think it's cool how i went from "i don't think i really get night life? what's the appeal?" to "raving is a collective ritual that i must partake in to feel human" in what feels like record time. i don't think i would've believed you 6 months ago if you said i'd cherish a forest music festival.
it's just a homie bonding activity bro everyone's doing it bro i mean come on bouncing on it a little isn't gonna ruin our friendship bro i promise like we kiss all the time already and we're still tight ain't we bro?