Today's work attire. As time goes on, I'm more happy to be known as me.

Took a couple days off from the fuck machine, but this morning was in the mood. I grabbed the Artemis, which is not my biggest...and fired that mother up. Y'know, get in there, all the way. I did that until it started to actually hurt, rested, went again. Finally, I was like, "this actually hurts.

Suction Saturday. Early leisurely start harassing the junk, a little. Gonna go flop it around the gym a little then install a slide out garbage bin in the kitchen...and of course the hole is always at risk.

Using the fuck machine after work, which has become de rigueur, I remembered how last night, the xlube got kinda grabby at high speeds and wanted to try something. I have shea butter for ball stretching and penis pumping, and knew it was edible, so I rubbed down my dildo and shot a load of xlube

I made up a bottle of xlube yesterday morning before I went to work and didn't shake it the second time (y'know, went to work) -shook it when I got home, but no dice, not really, it was watery. I think I'll follow the directions next time. That shit is amazing when done right.

When I first started this fuck machine, I clicked on the ZeFFir to just kinda 'see if it can handle this'. I worked up to it yesterday. Tonight, I just started on it and ran the fuck out of it. My hole is like 'yeah, that was nice' I may have created a monster, a nice cuddly monster with cute lips.

Y'know, I can put up with a ton of shit at work if I can come home and ride the ZeFFir on the fuck machine. I feel like I was barely spared #fuckmachine

I feel like my sluttyness just took a level-up with this fuck machine. I mean, what level of begging for mercy shall we have tonight? (and then go to the gym like nothing happened). Yeah, fuck *me* I had been complaining "I'm the most under-fucked slut I know." I'll get the real thing when it comes

I got a fuck machine recently. It's a Hismith Premium 4.0. Honestly, a more gargantuan machine would really suit me, but this was $600, and that was Hole's top budget. There is a lot of sorting out to do, and I have to just learn what the best way to use it is. But, here's clip:

Did saline last night (work should be interesting today). Pumped a little into my dick for #fcf this morning. Last night was the first fisting play date where I was #ballmaxxing. Having my balls slapped around while taking a fist ass deep was cool. #circumcisionscar #dickpumping #salineinfusion

I have been thinking and wanting a fuck machine more and more, and after reading someone's randy post about using their own, could stand it no more. I did a quick AI interrogation about what was a reasonably priced good one and it suggested the Hismith premium 4.0 and I went with it. Same day here.

I was on the road today and buying a tank of gas. I was sorta staring blankly at the decals on the back of my car when I thought, hmm, the 'P' came off... OMFG, I am seen! Absolutely made my morning.

Standing in front of the coffee maker this morning massaging some shea butter into my balls and my mind drifted. For some reason I was contemplating just how not-gay my nephew isn't. He's 45 and girlfriends are few. He's about as straight as I was before I jumped the fence. My head went there ugh 🫤

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Trying another technique: soaking my nuts in a hot bath before pumping. The 12 inHg is just a momentary 'big finish'. Probably a good idea to keep it below 10. Went about 30sec like this.

MODIFICATIONS  ... the INSTALLATION of PERMANENT CONTROL POINTS.

I want to share something I found in one your posts, and I'm enough of an dolt that I forgot who or where, but here's the source document. This is a comprehensive ball stretching guide that I'm still reading. But clearly, this is good stuff: www.secretleather.com/jarod-johans... #ballstretching

Walked home from the gym to find my new #bullmaster357 on my doorstep, along with a lump of shea butter from Amazon. Hmm, I think these are used together! Let's try. I ordered it on the 11th of July and it arrived on August 1st - right around 3 weeks. Good job guys! And thank you!

My life in a nutshell. Nah, but this is super cute.

After last weekend's #saline stretch, my nuts are sloughing off a layer of skin. I'm keeping it moist with lubriderm, constantly reminding myself to not pick at it, and watching nature do its thing. I warmed the iv and for some reason it stayed mostly in the scrotum and stretched the fuck out of it.

On Saturday night, an attacker drove a minivan into a crowd exiting a festival at Berlin Pride then got out and attacked more with a machete. 1 person was killed and 29 others injured. Police tracked them down 24 hrs later. As he attacked those officers, they shot and killed him. Them = Us

I am loving this whole pumped-up junk, thing. It fairly completely went down since Saturday's infusion, but a little time in the tube this morning brought it up some. #salineinfusion #ballmaxxing #pumping #ballpumping #ballmodification

BF & I butt plugged each other and walked 4 blocks to this cute little food truck (Le French Press) in the lot of the old Westbury Square. Great breakfast slightly distracted by us each being fucked up the ass by our respective butt plugs. By the time we got home I had to be free. He's still going.

So, my balls and I went to the gym today. I was wondering if I would feel like I should conceal my giant nutsack when I got there, but I didn't. After a short while it was fun to exist there like there was absolutely nothing going on -to not even be curious if anybody was looking. Sauna = manspread

Each time I do saline it's just a little different. Today at half a liter it's real heavy at the bottom of the ball sack. Feels like if my hole were open it would go right in. #saline #salineinfusion #gay #ballmaxxing

OMG... ABSOLUTELY!!!