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@leatherpuck.bsky.social
St Louis, Blue Max CC Pansexual soft-dom hobgoblin. D&D: Fire Genasi Artificer (Armorer) main and sometimes DM.
Man curses god because heβs not as cool as the popular guy.
A man disguises himself as an old woman to see his children more often.
Crime scene! β¦β¦just kidding itβs pizza bread.
Smoked weed. Made jambalaya. Watching trashy tv. π
Picked my fav fruit yesterday with my two fav human fruits. π
It was kink demo night for @bluemaxcc.bsky.social last night and I helped out with the hot wax station.
βWouldnβt that be so funny if there was only one night a year where premarital sex is legal?β The straights want to be persecuted for their sexuality so bad, guys.
Brought to you by the same people who were shocked to find out that McDonaldβs food isnβt carefully considered, by a nutritionist, to maximize the health and safety of the public.
got the perfect place for you to put your faceβ¦ π€€
Yesterday, a Planet Fitness staff member came up to me while I was on the stair stepper and told me I was showing too much titty. Whoopsies.
Nice Pair of Blue-Footed Boobies
ALT: Nice Pair of Blue-Footed Boobies
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