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BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Reasons For Merz's Vote Failure Revealed As Faxes And Trains Scupper Chancellor Bid www.brusselstimes.com/column/15660...
Le Chou: German Chancellor-Wannabe Fails Due To Fax Mix-Up
Friedrich Merz Falls Short Of Majority After Uniquely German Problems Crop Up.
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BREAKING: Charles Michel Interested In Being The Next Pope www.brusselstimes.com/column/15449...
Le Chou: Charles Michel ‘Interested’ In Vacant Pope Job
Charles Michel Could Be In The Running To Lead The Catholic Church
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Saudis Host Russia, US Negotiators In Blood-Stained Room Where They Normally Murder Journalists
Emmanuel Macron Texts ‘I Told You So’ To The European Leaders WhatsApp Group Chat
MORE HERE On The EU Commission Threatening To Actually Do Some Work This Year Full Report via @brusselstimes.com www.brusselstimes.com/column/14404...
Le Chou: EU Commission Threatens To Do Some Work This Year
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BREAKING: EU Commission Says It Will Actually Do Some Work This Year
US Vice-President JD Vance Tells European AI Summit He Should Be Allowed To Have Sex With Robots If He Wants
Donald Trump Says He’s Ready To Have Deaths Of HIV Victims On His Tiny Hands After Cutting Aid To South Africa
Brussels Media Outlet Begins To Regret Decision To Thaw Out Frozen Racist Neanderthal And Appoint It Editor In Chief
Donald Trump Says United States Will ‘Take Control Of The Gaza Strip Club’
MORE On Canada's Shocking Decision To Apply For EU Membership HERE Via The @brusselstimes.com www.brusselstimes.com/column/14249...
Le Chou: Canada Applies For EU Membership
Canada would rather be the EU's 28th member than Trump's 51st state
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American Groundhog Makes Worrying Prediction About Trump-Triggered Nuclear Winter
Viktor Orban Enlists Khal Drogo To Help Invade Romania And Croatia, Rebuild ‘Big Hungary’
Serbia’s President Gets His Test Results Back From Doctor And It’s Bad News: He’s Still A Dumb Creep
Angela Merkel Sends Friedrich Merz To Bed Without Any Supper, Says He Is ‘A Bad Misbehaved Little Boy’
Brussels Media Outlet Begins To Regret Decision To Thaw Out Frozen Racist Neanderthal And Appoint It Editor In Chief
Emmanuel Macron Moves The Mona Lisa From The Louvre To His Living Room For ‘Safe Keeping’
BREAKING: Joe Biden Pardons Donald Trump For All Of His Crimes, Republicans Completely Unable To Process Confusing Turn Of Events
Serbia’s President Sits Down To Watch His Favourite Movie: Sharknado 3
Argentina President Candidate Says Cloning His Dogs Was Only The Start, ‘Next, We’ll Do Messi’
