My mom went from managing a resturant to doing extremely boring office work recently and the whole take has been “wow this is all I have to do? This rules”

James@gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 2d ago

I feel like the only people insecure about having email jobs never actually had blue-collar jobs and don't realize that blue-collar work is completely unrewarding dogshit and get really worked up over it

More people need to watch Top Secret. It's an all-timer from the creators of Airplane!

Casey Explosion@caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 2d ago

I am viscerally disgusted at the idea of Val Kilmer being "brought back to life by AI" for a film, such a repugnant claim. If you are itching to see Val Kilmer, please go and watch any of the marvelous films he's been in. Start with Top Secret, it's one of the greatest parody movies ever made.

I keep getting an ad for like a travel booking site that’s like “be the first millennial to book a trip on your phone” and like plays it like the millennials are scared to look somthing up on somthing other than thier computer. And like that feels like such an odd take

If you've ever traded me a Shiny Pokémon, I can say with relative certainty it's still in my collection. This Vulpix was traded to me 8 years ago, and used to beat the Vulpix Master in LPVG.

Eri 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️@ledouxe12.bsky.social · 4d ago

I’m kinda curious if the shiny vulpix I traded you, back when you were going for a living shinny dex in let’s go eevee/pikachu, is still in the collection (I think it was named Newton)

This is poetry

disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · 5d ago

Therian folks can and do enjoy posting bad and they’re still therian because posting bad is inherently big mad

Bread 2: The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread 1

Somehow getting to experience that childhood thing of waiting on your mom to finish talking talking to someone so you can leave at the age of 26

Since people are eclipse posting I’m gonna post this cool picture of light on the ground I took from the eclipse in 2017

Using Linux

BeijingPalmer@beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 2w ago

what are things where your own experience and the view of what you think is good for most people vary wildly? For instance, I *hated* university and it was not at all interesting or useful to me intellectually, but am generally very encouraging of people going to university.

This is so funny. Sorry I'm on a side of Bluesky where I see mostly pornographic art and trans women going "tee hee look at my new bruises :3", we can't hear you from over there

Matt Ufford@mattufford.bsky.social · 2w ago

the discourse is wild, man. bluesky is like the least horny place on the entire internet, then one director was like "I cut nude scenes out of my sex movie" and INSTANTLY everyone demanded nudity. and frankly I'm here for it. let's see it all hanging out, baby. for art. respectfully of course.

Being transgender rules

I’ve got like ten of these at my house I will never want for drink cups

easy bake toaster freak house@toasty.cx · 2w ago

I haven't seen anyone on here fawn over the Carlisle 5216 cup for a while and I think perhaps that's where we have gone astray as a community

This headline is a garden path sentence that really through me off I was looking up “Gluck cut” like it was some kind of editing technique or moviemaking lingo

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2w ago

Yes, that’s the problem 

People have discussed lots of reason why people feel the “economy” is bad. Housing costs dominating expenses and food prices being so visibly on the rise are big ones but I think an underrated thing is how much worse interacting with customer support has gotten.

There’s a dog at my dentist appointment

She Zeno's on my paradox til I

They should give me an option when on someone’s profile to see all the posts that aren’t just reposts (so like quotes would be included but not just a repost with no commentary from the person who’s profile I’m on). It’s not a need but I ocasionaly find myself wanting it

It’s always Blexas, Blalaska, or Blansas, never the much more funny sounding Blorth Blarolina

Saw a cool moth

Got some bullshit

I accidentally spent like 45 minutes naming a guy who is going to be around for maybe like 5 pages

Why does the last 5 minutes of splatoon raiders just turn into gurren lagann?

Funny out of context text from my mom

Pro tip do not forget that you put a Diet Coke in the freezer to cool it down faster

Sometimes I get very proud of a little detail I come up for my setting and here one terminal battalions - back during the commonwealth war of independence this term was used to describe groups of volunteers for the nascent CW army who had very recently immigrated to the commonwealth

Chiang Kai-Shek more like Chiang Kai-Wreaked

Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 4w ago

guys I know this will come as a shock but Chiang Kai-Shek has been dead for many decades

Added some new notes

Eri 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️@ledouxe12.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I have a section in my lore bible for war in heaven called random notes half of which are like actual things I wanna remember like a document for research or a bit of phraseology that isn’t relevant now but I don’t wanna forget and the other half are really stupid jokes I wanna slot in at some point

Having to change plans cause both screenings of the odyssey at my local imax are sold out (even the one at 3:00 in the afternoon)

Show I’m watching has like a cold case that is set in my home town and it’s very funny how weird everything is Like they said someone had a cabin “in falls lake” which like falls lake isn’t a town or a settlement it’s a lake.

Char’s counter attack

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · last mo.

Name a film you've seen 4 or more times.