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@leet.party

depressed digital dolphin • they/them • 🔞 account • posts are my own opinions and do not represent my employer or any conventions I staff

We’re on blorbo. Gluppi is banning porn so we’re moving to bleepo. Sign up for me tushi instance. Bleebo got bought out by fascist tec bros so join my gloobi server. Nvm gloobi is demanding your personal information and now it just had a data breach. The admins of Blooba eat people

Yeah the dude flying your plane is a furry. So is the guy who made your coffee and the one who fixed your laptop last week. The clerk at the gas station was probably a furry too. Bitch we are literally everywhere.

FIRST ORDERS HAVE GONE OUT 😱 GIVEAWAY TIME. 5 WINNERS. 300 STICKERS EACH. Your designs, our problem. TO ENTER: Follow @bytesized.dog + repost this 🔁 That's it. 1,500 stickers. Just GIVEN away. This is probably fine. Want stickers now? STICKY10 = 10% OFF bytesized.dog

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I go to this one Dunkin Donuts so often that the employees know my order as soon as they see me in line. This may be indicative of a health problem on my part

Spaces for kids have been destroyed or re-worked into stores, adult spaces aren't allowed to be actually "adult" lest we anger the CC companies, and supposedly neutral spaces are full of gambling/porn ads, disinformation, and right-wing pipelines. An internet that is increasingly not for anyone.

if I had a dollar for every time I forgot something and then missed the deadline to do it I wouldn't need to worry about that

I am incredibly disappointed with Glitch Productions merch shipping. having the value of the item *on the item* being $1.10 and then shipped using the cheapest carrier possible (SpeedX) when I paid $20 plus shipping is a slap in the face.

shoutout to whoever keeps stealing my packages, opening them, realizing they're worthless, and then returning them to my doorstep