Teddy Meatballs
@leftbanksy.bsky.social
No no, I was listening. It’s just a lot to take in I suppose
“Heard you like meta jokes dawg. So we put a meta joke on your meta joke, etc”
Honestly? Kind of a bargain. They could’ve been really mean about it after the way they’ve been treated
Nicholas Grossman@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 20h agoIran issues extensive list of demands to reopen Hormuz: -End US blockade -US forces out of area -End sanctions -Unconditionally release all frozen Iranian assets -Pay war reparations Even as maximal position to be negotiated down, Iran being in this position highlights how badly Trump screwed up.
They’ve made like 100 of these on TikTok and hell yeah I’m twelve
Got an extra good cut of beef chuck for birria at the butcher’s
KOTH Screens@kothscreens.bsky.social · 23h ago
“Don’t send a nerd to do a pervert’s job” really sums up how I feel about so many big name directors out there
Steven Santos@stevensantos.bsky.social · yesterdayONE NIGHT ONLY reminds me of a friend of a friend who remarked after seeing Edgar Wright’s LAST NIGHT IN SOHO: “Don’t send a nerd to do a pervert’s job.”
Accounts that gripe about riffs on their original joke universally make an exception for the *first* reply to do it. Many don’t know this
Literature is rejecting me! * Asked to leave Barnes and Noble
Adrian 'buy HAIR SHIRT' Sobol@yoadrianididit.bsky.social · 2d agoExcuse me?
(Louis Armstrong voice) “Hello. Is it me you’re looking for?”
![@RockingRoll777
Shirts that go hard? I'd rather have a shirt that was nice and soft.
[Realizing this tweet isn't very good on its own and it needs a twist]
Human life has no value to me](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreibuyaxrx76a73rhrqs3kw4534tfhct7dxs3linrnmmbfhzdrnnsze)
Roman Empire graffiti from the third century onwards was basically just this shit
This is the mood of your electorate. Match it or lose. www.gadgetreview.com/salem-brough...
Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling 'Unsafe'.
Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents — and a guillotine — pushed back on a $5.1 billion AI facility.
gadgetreview.com
Saved an image I think will be useful around here after Labor Day
You climb highest mountains, bro? You run through the fields, dawg?
There’s a part of me that looks at this post from Nigella Lawson and thinks “I should steer into the headlights and riff in her replies about diarrhea lettuce and catch a block”
She wrote a definitive and groundbreaking English translation of the odyssey, so in my book she gets at least one more swing at this film before she drifts into crank territory
kottke.org@kottke.org · 4d agoEmily Wilson takes another crack at a critique of Nolan’s “visually stunning, emotionally empty” Odyssey. “Verbally, we are told that people matter; visually, we are shown that they do not.” [theatlantic.com]