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Now shamelessly employed but not telling you where (yet).No longer head lawyer for Bungie. Ex-Chief Legal Officer of Pokémon. Produced Detective Pikachu. Entertainment Law prof (University of Washington). Supporter of trans kids.

This one echoes an observation I’ve been making since the 2024 election. One factor to which I ascribe the resurrection of Trump is that he was there to be quoted. Democrats need a Leader of the Opposition because modern media limits itself to talking about things where they can quote someone.

Liberal Currents@liberalcurrents.com · 2d ago

"There's a great deal of legitimate criticism to be made about Democrats' overall performance since the beginning of the second Trump term, as well as for key figures such as Schumer or Jeffries. But one of the basic problems is structural: American parties simply do not have leaders."

Dr Flowers identifies, but doesn’t call out (or maybe even agree with) what I think COVID showed about Americans: that their understanding of freedoms and rights is that of a child. They could do nothing for the benefit of any other person, because they don’t understand that they live in a society.

Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE)@shengokai.blacksky.app · 5d ago

I'm not going to be relitigating COVID lockdowns or mask mandates. Both were necessary measures that saved lives. If you cannot accept the curtailing of even the minor of freedoms in the name of public safety, you have demonstrated that you do not give a solitary fuck about the rest of us.

This is funny to me because I have amazing weather karma for London. I used to go 4x/year when I was at Pokémon (we had an office and I had a team). I have had it rain exactly twice. Once it lasted an hour, the other it was a shower. I used to forget to take a coat.

James Ball@jamesrball.com · 4d ago

"Kew Gardens has had a weather station since 1871. This July was, based on third party analysis of Met Office data collected at the site, the first calendar month on record where no rainfall was measured at Kew."

I have discovered the stupidest person on Bluesky dot app, who thinks the fact that someone pays for them to have Internet access means that the Internet is not publicly accessible. Kids these days, who never had to configure their own ISP to access the Internet…

Paripetia@paripetia.bsky.social · 6d ago

It is a privately owned site on an internet my parents paid for and I maintain, but cannot access without paying a private gatekeeper

I am very concerned that Chinese machine factory TikTok may be lying to us all. It appears that Tina does not have truck engines. Even if you find her, you cannot buy from her. Thankfully I’m sure Chinese trampoline family fun center manufacturing TikTok can be trusted.

Somehow not mentioned: her sister (?) Leather Tuscadero. I went through a phase where I code named projects with law firms for billing purposes, and used characters from Happy Days as the names. I always enjoyed two alleged adults having to talk to each other about “Project Leather Tuscadero”.

Will McKinley@willmckinley.bsky.social · last wk.

Henry Winkler and Roz Kelly #BOTD on HAPPY DAYS in 1976. Pinky Tuscadero remains a generational icon for '70s kids — despite the fact that she only appeared on the Sept 21 and Sept 28 episodes. Two nights burned into our memories forever. #TVSky #ClassicTV

Pinky on her pink motorcycle w/ Fonzie in his trademark leather jacket. 

If you liked your television subtle, HAPPY DAYS was not the show for you.

He’s world-historically unpopular. So what? He’s never running again (I mean, he might try, but I think even this Supreme Court will be unable to ignore the plain words on the page). So he has no more elections to lose. He doesn’t care about the history books because he can’t read.

Greg Sargent@gregsargent.bsky.social · last wk.

Trump absolutely cratering by many metrics in new CNN poll: 66% say he puts himself over country 61% disapprove of ballroom, arch, etc 57% say lacks sharpness to serve (!) 73% say he's out of touch w/regular people (!!) His personalist project is over. New piece: newrepublic.com/article/2137...

Kathryn is doing a good explainer on the Grok litigation against MN's nudification statute. I pulled out this one because it raises an interesting point. SCOTUS has been traditionally hostile to this thing of taking a legislative criterion from one statutory context and using it elsewhere.

Kathryn Tewson@kathryntewson.bsky.social · last wk.

The complaint then goes on to point out that the conduct described as "nudificiation" in the law incorporates the definition of "intimate parts" from MN's criminal sexual conduct code. IOW, these are the parts of your body that it's a crime for someone else to touch without consent.

3. Additionally, the law’s definition of “intimate part” is exceptionally
broad. Although the federal government and various states have enacted statutes that
clearly define nudity for the specific context of AI-generated images, Minnesota
rejected such a precise definition. Instead, it borrowed the definition of “intimate part” from a criminal sexual-contact statute. That definition was drafted for
nonconsensual touching and thus covers the inner thigh, buttocks, or breast of a man
or woman, as well as the groin and primary genital area. HF 1606 accordingly bans
ordinary depictions of men without shirts, people in shorts or swimsuits, and other
body parts routinely displayed in public—far beyond what an ordinary person would
consider “nudification.”

The first hire I made at Pokémon, in large part she got the job because she had been a distance swimmer in college. I saw it as: she was willing to stare at the bottom of a pool for an hour, she'll have no problem with the most boring parts of being a lawyer. I see a lot of that in these kids.

Elite Young Runners Are Becoming Freakishly Fast. Welcome to ‘Trackflation’

Four-minute miles are almost routine. Middle schoolers are beating college runners. Inside the youth track boom that’s turning kids and teens into speed machines.

wired.com

I am often told I'm a very bad person because I don't have a slavish dedication to the US understanding of freedom of speech, which is a child's concept of complete irresponsibility. I absolutely think that AI companies can be held responsible for the output of their software. #GiftLink

Can a Chatbot Be Held Responsible for a Death?

Cases of fatal violence and crimes involving AI users continue to emerge. While chatbot companies say they have safeguards in place, a spate of lawsuits argue the protections are insufficient.

bloomberg.com