Brian M

@legendofnerd.bsky.social

Artist / Graphic Designer/ Nerd. I draw things sometimes.

In the Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave video game, you (the protagonist) can throw caution to the wind and face an overwhelming onslaught of demonic forces head on (no kisses) or travel back to the past in a desperate attempt to change the fate of the world (many kisses)

Many of you have noticed the disappearance of a Mr. Toadsworth; I can assure you he is still in fine health, and will continue to be, as long as the gold coins keep getting dropped off by the dumpster behind the Mushroom Kingdom Little Caesers as was previously agreed upon

1 AM. A figure hunched over a keyboard, frantically typing. A laptop screen lights the room. Suddenly, the figure slowly begins chuckling. "Yes. YES! PERFECT! They'll have no choice but to click now!" The laughter turns maniacal as the article on screen reads "i am tired of pretending bowser is hot"

Oh so microplastics are going to severely shorten my lifespan, but the Road Runner can eat a pound and a half of metal pellets mixed with bird seed and be totally fine? Very suspicious, I'm going to have to ask my doctor about this

Disgusted by the lack of "historical video game accuracy" in the new Resident Evil movie trailer, several noted internet idiots unite to create a 10 minute proof-of-concept AI video exclusively featuring a shirtless Barry Burton slowly walking from room to room carrying 5 potted plants