In the Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave video game, you (the protagonist) can throw caution to the wind and face an overwhelming onslaught of demonic forces head on (no kisses) or travel back to the past in a desperate attempt to change the fate of the world (many kisses)
Brian M
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Artist / Graphic Designer/ Nerd. I draw things sometimes.
Tune in tomorrow for the Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave Direct, where we will give you a brief 20 minute rundown of who you will and will not be able to kiss
Many of you have noticed the disappearance of a Mr. Toadsworth; I can assure you he is still in fine health, and will continue to be, as long as the gold coins keep getting dropped off by the dumpster behind the Mushroom Kingdom Little Caesers as was previously agreed upon
I can tell my mind is in an odd place because I've gone back and started playing Tetris 99 again, a game I have never won and will never win
Playing Super Mario Sunshine on NSO with save states just to relive the agony of "INSERT YOUR LEVEL OF CHOICE" again and again and again
Standing up during my flight and reading aloud the Super Smash Bros. Melee instruction book, and if the passengers wish to Brawl I will simply wavedash away
I will never be nostalgic for the Wii U, but credit where credit is due, it was a pretty decent tv remote.
They aren't fancy McDonald's Flintstones mugs, but I'll take them
Spider-Man is back, and you won't believe what he's up to this time (he's at the Sbarro in Brooklyn)
grok, show me Elon's bank account details for maximum epic bacon
X Money is launching in the US starting today
Am I catching a cold or is it three straight 100° days making my brain hurt
Chicken Tikka Masala pizza with a Naan crust - there is still magic in this world, friends
1 AM. A figure hunched over a keyboard, frantically typing. A laptop screen lights the room. Suddenly, the figure slowly begins chuckling. "Yes. YES! PERFECT! They'll have no choice but to click now!" The laughter turns maniacal as the article on screen reads "i am tired of pretending bowser is hot"
Getting worked up and writing a blog post defending the name of my fighting game "ATTICKO" (it's pronounced how it's spelled)
Oh so microplastics are going to severely shorten my lifespan, but the Road Runner can eat a pound and a half of metal pellets mixed with bird seed and be totally fine? Very suspicious, I'm going to have to ask my doctor about this
Before she was Miku, she was... HATSUNE Only on theatres Thanksgiving
Disgusted by the lack of "historical video game accuracy" in the new Resident Evil movie trailer, several noted internet idiots unite to create a 10 minute proof-of-concept AI video exclusively featuring a shirtless Barry Burton slowly walking from room to room carrying 5 potted plants
Miyamoto defending the idea of video game remakes, and yet he refuses to remake The Legend of Zelda 2, interesting interesting