My wife gave me an envelope marked, "Not to be opened until 2028.” Inside was a list of reasons why I can't be trusted to carry out simple instructions.
Bobby Parker
@legionbobo.bsky.social
Dad, grandpa, husband, son & brother Librarian, HR, bibliophile, comic books, movies, cartoons, true crime Rock-a-Chaw, Who Dat & Gator Veteran, Friend of Bill
Finished 'Blacktail' by @scotthawkinswrites.bsky.social Well worth the wait! Go get this book! Next up, 'Exit Party' by @emilymandel.bsky.social, who will be in Gainesville via The Lynx Bookstore tomorrow night! Can't wait to meet her! Reading is fundamental!! 💙📚 #Booksky
Bobby Parker@legionbobo.bsky.social · 7d agoFinished 'Slough House' by Mick Herron. Wow, gonna have to pick up book 8 soon! Next up, 'Blacktail' by Scott Hawkins. I've been waiting for his next book since the incredible 'The Library at Mount Char' (2015) which I should re-read soon. Keep on reading, friends! 💙📚 #Booksky
Interviewer: What is your biggest weakness? Candidate: The delusions. Interviewer: Like what? Candidate: Sometimes I think I'm being interviewed. Bus Driver: Where are your pants?!?
Happy Saturday! I'm at LifeSouth Community Blood Centers donating platelets this morning. Get out there and make it a great day!
Interviewer: What is your biggest weakness? Candidate: The delusions. Interviewer: Like what? Candidate: Sometimes I think I'm being interviewed. Bus Driver: Where are your pants?!?
Finished 'Slough House' by Mick Herron. Wow, gonna have to pick up book 8 soon! Next up, 'Blacktail' by Scott Hawkins. I've been waiting for his next book since the incredible 'The Library at Mount Char' (2015) which I should re-read soon. Keep on reading, friends! 💙📚 #Booksky
Bobby Parker@legionbobo.bsky.social · last wk.Finished 'Dead Beat' by Leigh Bardugo. Great conclusion to the Ninth House Trilogy! Now starting 'Slough House' by Mick Herron. Reading is fundamental! 💙📚 #Booksky
To be fair, given his track record, Trump TV will no doubt soon join the ranks of Trump Casinos, Trump University, Trump Steaks, the Kennedy Center, the United States of America, and so many other entities Trump has ruined. #ETTD
I used to party all night with strangers in crowded nightclubs. Now, too many people in aisle 5 freak me out.
I asked my sky diving instructor, "what happens if my parachute doesn't open?" She replied, "You're jumping to a conclusion."
Finished 'Dead Beat' by Leigh Bardugo. Great conclusion to the Ninth House Trilogy! Now starting 'Slough House' by Mick Herron. Reading is fundamental! 💙📚 #Booksky
Bobby Parker@legionbobo.bsky.social · 2w agoFinished 'Escape Velocity' by Victor Manibo. Next up, 'Dead Beat' by Leigh Bardugo. Been waiting for this one! Read on! 💙📚 #Booksky
Mitch McConnell: My neck is a little stiff. WebMD: You're in rigor mortis.... so, yeah.
Friend: Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, I have bubonic plague. Me: Aw, rats!
Finished 'Escape Velocity' by Victor Manibo. Next up, 'Dead Beat' by Leigh Bardugo. Been waiting for this one! Read on! 💙📚 #Booksky
Bobby Parker@legionbobo.bsky.social · 2w agoFinished 'The Book Censor's Library' by Bothayna Al-Essa. Next up, 'Escape Velocity' by Victor Manibo. Stay curious, my friends! 💙📚 #Booksky
I'm asking for legal advice: My friend, a parsley farmer, is currently getting sued. Can they garnish his wages?
Finished 'The Book Censor's Library' by Bothayna Al-Essa. Next up, 'Escape Velocity' by Victor Manibo. Stay curious, my friends! 💙📚 #Booksky
Bobby Parker@legionbobo.bsky.social · 3w agoFinished 'Artifacts', by Natale Lemle. Can't recommend, sorry. The main character was not compelling. Next up, 'The Book Censor's Library by Bothayna Al-Essa. Keep on keepin' on! 💙📚 #Booksky
Finished 'Artifacts', by Natale Lemle. Can't recommend, sorry. The main character was not compelling. Next up, 'The Book Censor's Library by Bothayna Al-Essa. Keep on keepin' on! 💙📚 #Booksky
Bobby Parker@legionbobo.bsky.social · 3w agoFinished 'The Stars Turned Inside Out' by Nova Jacobs. Interesting locked room mystery set inside CERN. Next up, 'Artifacts', by Natale Lemle. Reading keeps me going! 💙📚 #Booksky
Finished 'The Stars Turned Inside Out' by Nova Jacobs. Interesting locked room mystery set inside CERN. Next up, 'Artifacts', by Natale Lemle. Reading keeps me going! 💙📚 #Booksky
Bobby Parker@legionbobo.bsky.social · 3w agoFinished 'Whalefall' by Daniel Kraus. Next up, 'The Stars Turned Inside Out' by Nova Jacobs. Slowly chipping away at my TBR shelves! 💙📚 #Booksky
Those who like my posts are happier, more intelligent and better-looking than those who don't. According to a study I made up.
Finished 'Whalefall' by Daniel Kraus. Next up, 'The Stars Turned Inside Out' by Nova Jacobs. Slowly chipping away at my TBR shelves! 💙📚 #Booksky
Bobby Parker@legionbobo.bsky.social · 4w agoFinished 'The Murder Game: Play, Puzzles, and the Golden Age', by John Curran. Now reading 'Whalefall' by Daniel Kraus. Can't stop, won't stop! 💙📚 #Booksky
Sometimes when I'm clipping my toenails, I think to myself, 'did I just run that red light?'
Finished 'The Murder Game: Play, Puzzles, and the Golden Age', by John Curran. Now reading 'Whalefall' by Daniel Kraus. Can't stop, won't stop! 💙📚 #Booksky
Bobby Parker@legionbobo.bsky.social · 4w agoFinished 'The Library After Dark' by Ande Pliego. Now reading 'The Murder Game: Play, Puzzles, and the Golden Age', by John Curran. Throwing a little non fiction into the mix! 💙📚 #Booksky
Finished 'The Library After Dark' by Ande Pliego. Now reading 'The Murder Game: Play, Puzzles, and the Golden Age', by John Curran. Throwing a little non fiction into the mix! 💙📚 #Booksky
Bobby Parker@legionbobo.bsky.social · 4w agoFinished 'Moonbound' by Robin Sloan. Fascinating, fun fantasy sci-fi hybrid. Now starting 'The Library After Dark' by Ande Pliego. Just keep reading! 💙📚 #Booksky
Finished 'Moonbound' by Robin Sloan. Fascinating, fun fantasy sci-fi hybrid. Now starting 'The Library After Dark' by Ande Pliego. Just keep reading! 💙📚 #Booksky
Bobby Parker@legionbobo.bsky.social · last mo.Finished 'Dungeon Crawler Carl' Books 1- 8, by Matt Dinniman. (Audiobook) Now listening to 'Moonbound' by Robin Sloan. Reading is fundamental! 💙📚 #Booksky
Finished 'Dungeon Crawler Carl' Books 1- 8, by Matt Dinniman. (Audiobook) Now listening to 'Moonbound' by Robin Sloan. Reading is fundamental! 💙📚 #Booksky
Bobby Parker@legionbobo.bsky.social · 2mo agoFinished 'A Parade of Horribles' by Matt Dinniman. Doing something I haven't done since Alan Dean Foster's Spellsinger Series... Starting over with 'Dungeon Crawler Carl'! This series is bonkers, in a good way! Once I finish the series again, I'll branch out. Reading is fundamental! 💙📚 #Booksky
I bought a long garden pickle to shoot pool with. But... I found the cue cumbersome.
As I stuck my hand inside the turkey I was preparing, I just new it was going to be a wonderful holiday. It was a gut feeling.
Name a comic book hero or villain you'd live as for 24 hours. Run, Bobby, Run!
FINN@rndllbrns.bsky.social · last mo.Name a comic book hero or villain you'd live as for 24 hours. I would soar.
Science fiction taught me to look forward to the day when we had augmented memory via brain implants & smart glasses that could project a heads up display with information. Reality has shown that these things will 💯 be used against us, and to not trust the tech due to the creators & governments.
Happy Saturday! I'm at LifeSouth Community Blood Centers donating platelets this morning. Get out there and make it a great day!