"Hey, do you want to--" "Sure!" "Model for--" "You've already sold me, buddy!" — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
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"Hey, do you want to--" "Sure!" "Model for--" "You've already sold me, buddy!" — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
For some reason in the original script I cited the early 2000s instead of the early 2010s as the era when simply acknowledging the medium or format (being meta) was enough to be counted as a joke all on its own. www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl
If I could have any cosmetic surgery I'd elongate my arms and legs. Why? I dunno... I just like the idea of standing still by a treeline at dusk and strike a creepy silhouette for passers by. WHY, WHAT WOULD YOUR COSMETIC SURGERY BE, AND WHY IS THAT SO GREAT?! — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
"This planet also seems to have an unusually high rate of emergency beacon breakdowns too. How curious..." — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
Any similarities with the Finnish culture is purely coincidental, but they are 100% exactly like this. — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
Eh, I’m more of a dog person. And If you pictured in your mind what I think you did, I’m sorry, but you’re now a furry! Please go pick up your fursona at your nearest FurFest venue. — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
Eh, I’m more of a dog person. And If you pictured in your mind what I think you did, I’m sorry, but you’re now a furry! Please go pick up your fursona at your nearest FurFest venue. — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
Any similarities with the Finnish culture is purely coincidental, but they are 100% exactly like this. — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
"This planet also seems to have an unusually high rate of emergency beacon breakdowns too. How curious..." — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
If I could have any cosmetic surgery I'd elongate my arms and legs. Why? I dunno... I just like the idea of standing still by a treeline at dusk and strike a creepy silhouette for passers by. WHY, WHAT WOULD YOUR COSMETIC SURGERY BE, AND WHY IS THAT SO GREAT?! — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
Naturally you can wear a trench coat as normal clothing, but legally ya need a gumshoe license for that. — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
Naturally you can wear a trench coat as normal clothing, but legally ya need a gumshoe license for that. — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
“She boarded when we passed through that nebula, you know, the one with all those disembodied screams.” — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
“She boarded when we passed through that nebula, you know, the one with all those disembodied screams.” — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
I sometimes catch myself losing time staring at those drone panning screensaver things on apple TV. That has the same effect as touching grass, I'm sure. — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
I sometimes catch myself losing time staring at those drone panning screensaver things on apple TV. That has the same effect as touching grass, I'm sure. — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
I know you’re obsessing over every detail with the fervor of an Amazing Digital Circus fan but with the brainpower of someone over the age of 14 (no shade to the series) so I have to address that last time we saw Allison’s car it was a green Volkswagen Beetle. www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl
Once I broke my ankle stepping out of my very normal human bed. That's only a joke in the sense that my bone density is laughable. — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
Once I broke my ankle stepping out of my very normal human bed. That's only a joke in the sense that my bone density is laughable. — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
A symbiote can put the fedora on the detective, but not the detective into the fedora. — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
A symbiote can put the fedora on the detective, but not the detective into the fedora. — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
Once you go Nordic, you can’t do norm-dick! (That jokes require you to know about UFO lore, but if you take the time read up on it I promise you that it won’t be worth it) — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
