Did you know: there are full wikipedia articles for "wenis" and "wagina"??
Jack Lenchantin 🐇
@lenbun.bsky.social
My life as a digital bnuy. Pronghorn Jackalope. Graymuzzle. 40’s. Author. VR Enthusiast. Eventual procrastinator. Emergence: Blackmuzzle Out Soon!
I've always had trouble spelling "bureaucratic", but you know your spell checker is 110% done with your bullshit when it stops flagging it as incorrect, no matter how many times you get it wrong -- and it refuses to give you the correct spelling. Come on! It's not THAT far off!
YouTube just banned a whole bunch of female ASMR content creators, siting sex and nudity violations, and would not backtrack on the AI moderator’s decision. Some people lost their livelihood overnight. ASMR isn’t my cup of tea, but what the actual fuck, YouTube?
Haven’t drawn in a long-ass time. Husbando convinced me to get procreate for my new iPad, and I doodled this at work.
also thinking about the time somebody got legitimately angry about this picture
Mental note to self: When Husbando-san is streaming, and you go to the basement to do laundry, remember that the overhanging ledge in the laundry area is right at forehead height. That is all.
When did eye doctor appointments become so dystopian? I mean, they had me go into an exam room, and the doctor was on the screen somewhere else. And I had to watch propaganda/ads between seeing the remote assistant and the remote doctor.
News this week: THESE TEN FOODS WILL GIVE YOU THE SHITS! NINE NEWS INVESTIGATES!!!!1!! CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT FOODS MADE THE LIST. NUMBER THREE WILL BLOW YOUR TITS CLEAN OFF!!!!!
Is it bad that I sorta miss the early-2000's design philosophy of Skeuomorphism?
Learning Jekyll to make my website. I'm used to Twig templating, which is similar, but liquid is a bit under-powered.
Putting together my author website. :3 lenbun.neocities.org
Website of author J.A. Lenchantin
lenbun.neocities.org
So... we're not trying to hide job listings with impossible-to-meet expectations anymore? This is where we're at?
Can someone make a furry version of fable? Just a direct ripoff with anthropomorphic characters. Call it Parable.
Happy Koboldi New Year! It is the 4th day of Claytoss today. Get out there and lob some mud at someone!
I told you this place is always crowded, we should’ve called for a reservation 😩
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The first draft is FINALLY done. Landed on 112K words. :3 Now a month off before edits begin.
Anyone know of any furry publishers taking submission??
Idea for YouTube white noise video to fall asleep to: 10 hours of thunderstorm, but every time there”s a peal of thunder, some turd’s annoying-ass car alarm goes off. Really adds to the realism.
You know what hurts? Music released in 1994 is considered "Oldies" music. I was in seventh grade, f*** you very much. I'm not ready for Stone Temple Pilots to be classic rock. Whoever decided this... you suck. ಠ_ಠ
Me: ... My Cat: "I HAVE A STRUCTURED FOOD SCHEDULE, AND I NEED FOOD MEOW!" Also My Cat: "CALL JG PUSSWORTH, 877-FOOD-MEOW!"
Saw a draft of an illustration commission for my book. @hereticfoxx.bsky.social does AMAZING work! Please take a moment to check out their work!