Magic, Machinery, Metamaterial Mastery@timegearofdestiny.bsky.social · 8mo ago

/ Hey guys, sorry to continue on concerning news on the TL, but if anyone close can check up on @kanebangers.bsky.social, please do so. Their bios are indicating something very concerning, and I do not wish to have a life taken from all of this chaos. #MVRP

/ Hey guys, sorry to continue on concerning news on the TL, but if anyone close can check up on @kanebangers.bsky.social, please do so. Their bios are indicating something very concerning, and I do not wish to have a life taken from all of this chaos. #MVRP

I seriously think nobody watches public access television anymore.

*She's currently paying to have the public access TV commercial for Leo Construction Company renewed*

Anybody got anything to do around here?

Breakin' a few windows. I need to replace them, anyways.

pearl I want to play Call of the Dead, but I don't want to deal with George Romero...

I'll have to pass on all that personally.

Anyways, you know you're reliable when you work for

Back to business! ... Wait, what do you mean there's none!?

pearl Gem rooms have genuinely peaked. I love Blast Kick focused areas, and this teaser is making me happy. CC FUCKING DUNKS HERSELF!

pearl B ombs <3

*She's playing bowling. Though, rather than using a bowling ball she's using bombs.*

I could care less about magic. I had to fight some floozy of an enchantress and an evil genie. Things couldn't be much worse when it comes to magic.

pearl I'm so fucking useless I lost the sacrifice!

pearl Yoink (x2)

I'm so BORED!

*She's sitting down, drinking a cold beer. Some good relaxing is in order.*

pearl Why not?

Make it a good one.

Yeah, I don't think people watch the Public Access TV channel anymore.

Wouldn't have expected that, really. People don't really drink beer for the taste. Glad ya like it, though. We could be drinking buddies sometime.

?! TRIKURRDURR !?@themadclown.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Once empty, he throws the bottle behind him and pulls his mask back down, and then... He does a thumbs up. "PRETTY GOOD!!" Well, at least he liked it.

*She tries to hold in her laughter from seeing him chug the whole thing. It's not everyday someone drinks a whole beer like that for their first time.*

?! TRIKURRDURR !?@themadclown.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"ALRIGHT!!" He damn near rips the bottle out of her hand and opens it aggressively. The clown lifts up his mask, revealing his face's... Terrible condition, and then proceeds to DRINK THE WHOLE BOTTLE. BOTTOMS UP. JUST LIKE THAT. That can't be healthy...