i gotta throttle this blonde twink.
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" who the FUCK are those people. " raising two fingers. electricity zips between them.
"I literally defeated Richter, Death, Dracula, like literally what are you gonna do." Well he needed help beating Dracula and Death.
" fish that really sucks but is also really good at bein' a fish. ... apparently they taste horrible. "
"I like the sunfish."
" that's cuz yer bein' insensitive!! there's more than just minks runnin' around here. ya gonna be this much of a dickhead to fishmen, too? "
"SEE? ugh... Yare yare daze..."
if it's anythin' other than 'kitty', i'd applaud ya. ... i wouldn't even mind kitty, it's just a REALLY easy one.
I'll think of some name..trust me.
ooc. okay so i don't like writing things like my muses are involved in some cheating scandal. this ship has been established on twitter and moved over......... :')) the only time i like acknowledging other ships if it all parties are okay with poly shipping. my muse(s) aren't homewreckers pls.
we're married, actually. been around him a long while.
Aren't you one of the cuties he likes?
" yes, actually! i should eat you! " he won't. he doesn't eat people.
"But can you blame me? I haven't had one decent interaction with a monster!"
tch. gods forbid someone try to pick someone else up. fuck yerself.
Shut up. Shut UP! shutupshutupshutUP! I DON'T KNOW YOU! NOR DO I HAVE SUCH A DESIRE TO! π’
" cuz i ain't human, m' a monster automatically? that's fucked up, man. "
"Oh. So monsters who are animals basically?"
( rounded ears pin back a bit. he doesn't budge much, but he does lean back up to full height. ) someone tryin' to reassure you that it's just yer brain bein' mean to you.
( shoving back . Hissing ) Who the hell are you?
now ... ( leeeaning down. tall leopard. ) what makes ya say that, darlin'?
I'm so undesirable...
" you don't know NOTHIN' do ya? me! i'm a mink! animal people! "
"Oh. The hell is a mink?"
ahuhu, still seein' my lizard-y counterpart? good, good. you can call me whatever, y'know.
You would get along. Jus' know it. 's great yer here..need a nickname fer ya now. heh, other you is called Vara.
" i ain't a monster! m' a mink. there's folks way freakier lookin' out there than ME. "
"You can't blame me really... I don't think I've encountered a friendly monster before ether!
" yer idea of monsters is a lil' sad if they are hot animal people. "
"Kinda yea actually." Looking around nervously, scratching the back of his neck.
looking down at himself and then at the other. " do i *look like a monster to you? "
"AH-" Cough cough. "Scared me... But monsters around here... Are you a monster?"
agreed ... eh? rabbid? can't say i ever heard of those. i know of other minks that are *rabbits. but not rabbids.
Y..yeah..let's not talk about that. let's talk about..anything else. I uh..oh! met a 'rabbid'. small fiesty rabbit-looking thing. She's..nice.
that's a particularly rough way to go, too, i'd imagine, anyway ... shit-- ( huff. he doesn't like imagining him in pain. )
Its a..long..story. Poison. ..all that matters is you're here, my love.
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can't i experiment a lil' bit? ( wow. he did miss a lot. he makes an awkward grin, looking off to the side. ) damn. missed rut. heh. died, huh? ... how did it happen?
..ya never call me that.. [Picking him up, bridal style.] Went through rut..died..came back, hurt like hell. Lotta stuff actually..trying to cut back on drinking. Not going so hot.