I made “coffee cup cakes” Dark chocolate cakes, dusted with powdered sugar, cored and filled with chocolate ganache, topped with white chocolate lids
Respectfully, Awooga
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Cooking & baking & power/weightlifting & crochet & WNBA & ampersands
Can’t believe Caitlin Clark set all these wildfires #WNBA
I gave my dog something to help with the fireworks but now that I think about it, I’m not sure he actually knows how to use a lighter
One must imagine Sisyphus going to town on himself
I caught the Storm game from last night and I AM SO HAPPY Congrats on a great victory #WNBA
I made a loaf of bread so good there are no pictures of it
It’s always nerve wracking using a public restroom and wondering if people are outside the door listening to me practice my Al Pacino impression
I would never ruin what we have by scheduling specific plans together
JUST realized the Vegas ACES logo is a DIAMOND—like it’s cool they worked an A, L and V into the shape but…no one thought that was weird? #WNBA
Seattle is shooting 100% for 3-pointers this game. It’s only been 4, but still! #SeattleStorm
Who designed the Ghostbusters logo, in the canon of the fictional universe? Those guys were scientists, not graphic designers.
I am “I just realized I’ve been getting served a bunch of ads for canes because my phone mic can HEAR my knees” years old.
Smurfy’s Law states that anything that can Smurf, will Smurf
(Me flirting with somebody in a Cat in the Hat “Thing 1” shirt) “So is there a…Thing 2?”
Chappell Roan just started a war with a small child to distract us from the Epstein Files
It’s so a child won’t suffocate if they accidentally get one lodged in their throat
“Don’t forget to smile” I tell myself as I sit alone in public, because my resting face gives, what some have called, “semi-reluctant suicide bomber.”
Me: if sarsaparilla were a more popular drink and Casper were a more popular character then a good Halloween product crossover would be Casp-parilla. My wife: *rips up divorce papers*
No, no “librería” means bookstore, you can be as loud as you fucking want to
Theater programs should have stats. What’s this actor’s yardage this season? You don’t know.
Did you know multitasking is a myth? It’s actually just pee
If a movie looks good, and it is good, then it meets expectations. If it’s bad, then it’s disappointing. But if a movie looks bad and is bad, then it meets expectations. If it’s good, it exceeds expectations. So entertainment-wise, the best strategy is to only see movies that look bad.
I was watching my son being born when someone held the door open for me because they thought I was leaving and I felt awkward so I went out that door even though I wasn’t leaving, and that kept happening, and that’s how I ended up here, and I do miss my old family.