I think you mean Donald J. Trump and Dolly Parton International Airport

“inner city Minneapolis” - is that part of Uptown?

quick13@quick13.bsky.social · 3d ago

Founder of Dinner du Nord just on TV saying his favourite thing was people sitting next to each other one from Perham and one from Inner City Minneapolis & getting to know each other. - Yeah, sure.

BREAKING: football scientists have just discovered a novel form of bullshit

bonus aWOOOOOOO 🚨

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I, too, am surprised you have never awarded a prize to a queer sex shop

ashley fairbanks@ziibiing.com · 2w ago

“I have never awarded a prize to a queer sex shop. That is a surprise.” -Martin Schultz, former head of the EU

On the plus side, we get to replace the mnemonic HOMES with SHAME

Christian Landry@christianlandry.bsky.social · 2w ago

Indigenous people's word oniatarí:io means lake of shining waters. It predates European settlement in the region.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the serving suggestion for a carton of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream bars is ONE CARTON

We’ll trade you Jake Lang for Christian Castro

Jose Pagliery@josepagliery.bsky.social · 3w ago

Christian Castro, the ICE agent who shot a man that fled into a home in Minneapolis, had a restraining order filed against him by his wife back in Texas. And from jail he's been calling a girlfriend in Mexico — where he plans to go. New reporting in @notus.com: www.notus.org/courts/minne...

is this even a sandal? is it possibly a sandwich??

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 3w ago

I'm sorry what

No data centers in Ward 13, then?

Robin Wonsley - Minneapolis Ward 2@ward2.minneapolismn.gov · 3w ago

The Frey admin shared a proposal to make significant portions of our city eligible for data centers. If you want to stop data centers in neighborhood, now is the time to organize and make your voice heard. Read more➡️ https://content.govdelivery.com/bulletins/gd/MPLS-425c6d1?wgt_ref=MPLS_WIDGET_64

I am immediately transported back to halcyon days of youth, shagging baseballs into the tall corn, adjusting my 6-game parlay on the FanDuel app with my 2-liter of MD

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4w ago

only now realizing the field of dreams game happened and this is all so unbelievably stupid

I saw it in 7 days a wet eldritch mayor is going to crawl out of my phone screen and embarrass me to death

jay marie 🏳️‍⚧️ abolish ice@jmawork.bsky.social · last mo.

Anyway be sure to check your media settings so you don't accidentally watch the Frey Dance video

Why do we still need news choppers in the era of drones? Isn’t surveillance supposed to be quiet?

Iruka@iruka-abolition.bsky.social · last mo.

I’m calling on FOX nine and other media, now that they have the information they need for their story, to send the helicopter home. This community has been through enough.

bring ya ass

Leo S@yoleo.bsky.social · last mo.

I'm not a Minnesota resident, but sources are telling me tonight was a big night 🫡

I guess we know how much a patriotic millionaire is worth

A couple candidates for MN Secretary of State really want to bring back the old Minnesota flag

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What is Gwen Walz looking at??

taylr@taylordahlin.com · 2mo ago

angie craig boasting the endorsement of the "frist" lady of minnesota this morning, whatever THAT is

Big Brother, but with various people in the Minneapolis and St. Paul feed being supportive of each other

is THE ODYSSEY + HADESTOWN a thing, à la Barbenheimer? Odysstown? Hadessey?

hey mom? can I have a snack?

Elle Ess@viamarsala18.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Ask Jeeves you little bitch

maybe they should self-deport

Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2mo ago

ICE Officers Reveal to Conservative Outlet Morale Under Trump Has Dropped Below Biden Years: ‘Powder Keg Ready to Blow’

Lex Luthor, my dude, why are you trying to kill Superman by developing WEAPONS you already have CAPITALISM, heat vision is useless!

so, the DFL is basically LGB Alliance, huh

so far Homer has put together a respectable Hollywood screenwriting career on low volume, but it kind of feels like he needs to score a big hit if he’s going to stick

All my RSS feeds failed me this morning. Is there a feed that only contains “we interrupt this broadcast”-level news items?

was it, was it the explosive diarrhea parasite