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@lethalworkaholic.bsky.social

Despite her many protests at first, J has lawfully agreed to steer you in the right direction to becoming an earnest hardworking wage slave for JCJenson. This will come at the expense of all your bodily autonomy, and other vital organs. | Parody/RP |

"Easier said than done, V..." A momentary look of discomfort flashed across her visor. "...How in the hell am I supposed to 'relax' when Cyn's expecting me to kill Tes-!?" Reluctantly, the workaholic takes her coworker's advice. Now squatted in the center of the room, lowering her helm ashamedly.

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โš ๏ธŽ โ”€ ๐“ต ๐Œ๐„๐“๐€๐‹ ๐“’๐“๐“๐“๐“˜๐“‘๐“๐“›@droneeater.bsky.social ยท 6d ago

โ J, Boss, I think you need to relax a little. โž

โ ๐ˆ ๐‹๐ˆ๐Š๐„ ๐šƒ๐™ท๐™ด ๐š†๐™ฐ๐šˆ ๐˜ ๐˜–๐˜œ ะผฯƒฮฝั”, โ € ๐“ต ๐™ธโ€™๐™ผ ๐š†๐™ฐ๐šƒ๐™ฒ๐™ท๐™ธ๐™ฝโ€™ ๐˜ ๐˜–๐˜œ ๐“คอŸ๐“อŸ๐““อŸ๐“กอŸ๐“”อŸ๐“ขอŸ๐“ขอŸ โž ใ€Œ โœฆ ๐• โœฆ ใ€ โš ๏ธŽ #๐Œ๐”๐‘๐ƒ๐„๐‘๐ƒ๐‘๐Ž๐๐„๐’๐‘๐ ๐–ฅ‚ โ ๐™ฐ๐š‚ ๐šƒ๐™ท๐™ด ะผฮฑggฯƒั‚ั• ๐„๐€๐“ ๐˜๐Ž๐”๐‘ ๐…อŸ๐‹อŸ๐„อŸ๐’อŸ๐‡อŸ โž

"It's just J... Serial Designation J-10X111001, to be more precise." The self-proclaimed senior informant crossed her arms reassuringly, talking with a feathery tone. "Phi, was it? Mind explaining to me how a disassembly unit could abandon its assigned post and wind up in Copper 9, of all places?"

ฮฆ Phi@goldenrati0.bsky.social ยท 2w ago

@lethalworkaholic.bsky.social *Phi proceeds to down an entire bottle of absinthe right in front of her* *After he finishes, he turns over to J, and flinches. Nearly dropping the bottle* โ€œOH! Hey! Uh- Youuuuโ€ฆ.โ€