ugh.. antony.. can we have one (1) football game in 2026 without rapists, domestic abusers or criminals

Think I like the 3rd kit a lot more than the away one.

Ah, fuck..

broken cannons in tomorrow’s newspapers, anyone?

hmm, Tzolis.. do we really need vini?

alright, what do you have for me Illan Meslier

i see kepa's in mid-season form already

i don't think kepa is good at claiming crosses

if arsenal can't even figure out streaming on YT.. did they fire every developer, social media person, technician this summer to be able offer vini the wages he wants?

"José Mourinho also got involved." Maybe there's still chance..

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 5h ago

🚨⚪️ Real Madrid are increasingly confident to receive final green light from Vinicius Jr on new contract. New proposal being discussed but Madrid optimistic and Vini Jr’s camp also positive after today’s meeting. José Mourinho also got involved. 🎥➕

Real talk though.. who do we go for now? Could Barcola actually become an option still or are we too late? Or maybe Martinelli stays? (I'm also good with that, tbh).

i mean.. is vini actually that good

the dream is dead :(

Match of the Day {bot}@bbcmotdbot.bsky.social · 7h ago

Crystal Palace are set to sign Takehiro Tomiyasu on a free transfer following a successful trial.

so, they were reporting on today's meeting for like a week and still no one knows if he's staying or going? great journalism

so we now have the best Brazilian defender and midfielder at Arsenal, would be nice to also have the best attacker..

definitely rather pay £75m for 28-year-old Bruno G than £116m for 23-year-old Elliot Anderson..

*puts money on Bruno G over 10 red cards for 26/27 PL season

After review, West Ham number 19 commits a foul on the goalkeeper. Final decision is direct free kick.

I guess once a year I'm also able to get excited for new cards.. cause the rest are UB

Loreley Weisel-Librizzi@loreleywrites.bsky.social · 2d ago

Full card gallery with the new commanders is out! There's a few more I wanna mention below. magic.wizards.com/en/products/...

I've calmed down about the MLS situation. Apparently MU want him for the LB spot, which means they probably have a budget of about £40m-£60m. I'd like to see their faces when we quote them £100m minimum because we'd be selling him as a 19-year-old, english CM who started a CL final for us.

chelsea are the perfect example of why we shouldn't sell our academy kids for "pure profit" to fund big transfers

I’m going to be so angry if we sell Myles to be compliant of financial rules. After FA ultimately made them worthless by giving chelsea a slap on the wrist for 20 years of cheating.

There's a non-zero chance Myles is a better midfielder than Bruno G sometime in the next 2-3 seasons.

ABSOLUTELY NOT.. tell them to FUCK OFF

Miguel Delaney@migueldelaney.bsky.social · 4d ago

Manchester United again looking at Lewis-Skelly, amid push for Lewis Hall Arsenal don’t want to sell but feeling is situation could change if ambitious transfer plans come off www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...

there's a chance Meslier's better than Kepa

kinda forgot we still have Reiss Nelson

that'll be £30m minimum for Gabriel Jesus, take it or leave it

moreno can fuck right off.. no wonder he's former villa

the quality for that YT stream is laughably bad, lol

Met (C) 🏆@afcmet.bsky.social · 4d ago

Arsenal have just announced the game is going on YouTube for free for the second half

i was gonna do a joke about not having a hydration break but then they actually had one, ffs