The Emi #Buendia is a special SPECIAL player. #EuropaLeagueFinal
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Lew Swift
@lew-swift.bsky.social
Norfolk based teacher and aspiring children's writer/screenwriter. Here to find a word that rhymes with blancmange. He/him
Who's gonna break it to Andy Marshall that the phrase is 'damp squib', not "damp squid"? (To be fair I was well into my thirties when I learned this) #canarycall
This is a great demonstration of the difference in the intensity of the press between Premier League and Championship. The time we're taking on the ball and the time we're giving Leeds. It's a chasm.
That is what #VAR should be used for. A clearly missed hand ball which directly led to a goal. Not checking to see if a striker trimmed their toe nails.
Did anyone else spot this on #MatchOfTheDay? (25:05) Alan Shearer "particularly against Brian Brobbey Brobbey". One for @maxrushden.bsky.social I feel.
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50 million for #StrandLarsen is insane! This season, whilst playing for a bottom of the league team, he has a worse record than Josh Sargent when Norwich went down in 21/22. And he's 4 years older! + Sarge was 2nd choice! JSL has been shown up by an 18 year old! #GamesGone
That is never a penalty in a million years. #GalLiv #ChampionsLeague
I know the laws are well established by now, but sending someone off for taking off their shirt whilst wearing a shirt of identical colour underneath is really f***ing stupid when viewed alongside some of the things players get away with. #livSou #CarabaoCup
Absolutely livid. Did three Spanish lessons on #DuoLingo but app didn't register them and I've lost a 615 day streak.
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Over the weekend, the world's richest man appeared on screens in central London to call for a race war and for the UK government to be overthrown. No arrests were made in connection with that communication.
Dave Vetter@davidrvetter.bsky.social · last yr.Journalists have been detained and a van showing images of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein has been confiscated in Windsor. This follows a separate incident in which four people were arrested for projecting images onto Windsor Castle.
We need to have a serious conversation about why u can't get cans of #Lilt anymore. I was willing to accept a rebrand & see Lilt homogenised into the #Fanta family but, now shops never stock Pineapple & Grapefruit Fanta! We need to start demanding #JusticeForLilt! Who's with me?
Whilst it's in my brain, and cos I've not spotted it mentioned anywhere, how good was @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social in #ThLifeOfChuck? Only a fleeting glimpse but moved me to tears with his performance. I for one would be delighted if this signals the begining of a renaissance.
55 million for Yoane Wissa is insane. A huge fee for a player with an almost identical Premier League g/g ratio as Teemu Pukki. Mind blowing. For the record, I LOVE Teemu but there was never any prospect of him leaving for that kind of money even at his peak.
Nice to be the team scoring just before half time for a change! And of course... #sarge #otbc #ncfc
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Says a lot about Josh #Sargent's mentality that inspite of all the [ongoing] transfer speculation he's still able to lead the line and bang the goals in. Can't blame him if he wants to go. But I WOULD love him to stay. #ClubLegend #OTBC
"Ipswich did not threaten an equaliser until they were awarded a controversial spot-kick by referee Andrew Kitchen." I see Ipswich starting the season as they mean to go on. #TheChampionship
I think the shocking thing about MAGA and I.C.E and everything going on in the U.S. (and let's be honest, the UK as well) is the realisation of just how many evil people there are walking among us.
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