Lew Morton
@lewmorton.bsky.social
I am a TV comedy writer. B&B Do The Universe, VEEP, Silicon Valley, Futurama, NewsRadio, SNL, others too numerous (or not that good) to mention. Currently Beavis and Butt-Head series.
It shows how far some people are willing to go to avoid spending time with James Harden
"Best! Beat! Ever!" (proceeds to tell an anecdote about a senator telling her to go buy a dress before she's allowed to write a story about him in the wake of a racist mass shooting)
This Coca-Cola ad is about how the most exciting thing in soccer is seeing VAR overturn a goal, what the fuck is this sport
VAR stands for “The Favorite Always Wins” in French, probably
Soccer is the worlds most popular sport because all you need to play is a ball, an empty patch of ground, and a video review system
Bellingham’s goal didn’t have a long VAR review so what was the point of it even
The problem with this World Cup is the hydration breaks break up the flow of the VAR delays
Nothing better than sitting down to watch the VAR World Cup
The only way McConnell would stay on the phone with Kimble that long is if he was dead. If he were merely in a coma, he'd somehow muster the strength to hang up on him
RepJackKimble@repjackkimble.bsky.social · 4w agoHow dare they doubt me.
Don’t mind losing to Belgium as long as they’re Flemish and not fucking Walloons
So Platner removed his Nazi tattoo for nothing.
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · last mo.Platner is quickly losing key endorsements in the Maine Senate race
FIFA may be corrupt, but the game of football itself is about half waiting around while the ref watches an instant replay
This is the greatest game I've ever-- it's the Home Depot ad, fuck this I'm throwing my TV out the window
If Erling Haaland is so great why can’t he stop them from playing the “what if Zlatan was meh” ad
All this sitting around and waiting for VAR makes me want to watch something more free-flowing like the last two minutes of an NBA game
If I see this Home Depot ad with David Beckham and Josh one more time I’m going to commit a murder
If Swift and Kelce are smart they won’t consummate the marriage until fairly late in the show, because I don’t know where you go after that
This is purest evil
rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social · last mo.more news: Mark Zuckerberg is telling lieutenants to pursue partnerships with Polymarket and Kalshi with Meta's new prediction market app called Arena, per sources Meta is targeting 18-34 year old users with a goal of 100 million regular "predictors" www.nytimes.com/2026/06/26/t...
Not to speak ill of the dead, but Alan Greenspan was not just reading but also fucking Ayn Rand, right? Like, Rand had a bunch of younger men in her circle whom she was fucking, and Greenspan was one of them, right? Did I imagine this?
For @tomsguide.com, I wrote about the unlikely continued brilliance of the 'Beavis and Butt-Head' revival, which now has the chance to find a new audience on Netflix.
Beavis and Butt-Head's reboot just arrived on Netflix. I was skeptical about it — but I was wrong
The iconic '90s duo star in a revival that's every bit as good as the original MTV series
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Autistic kids famously are averse to all things baseball.
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2mo agoRFK Jr: Kids with autism will never hold a job. They'll never play baseball. They'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date.
If anyone is watching the MMA fight on Paramount+ — have they run any promos for Beavis & Butt-Head season 3? Has Joe Rogan mentioned it at all?
The good news is, once you’ve paid for Paramount+ so you can watch Trump’s MMA fight, you can use it to watch season 3 of Beavis and Butt-Head, which dropped last Wednesday
I will cherish the coming photo of Trump asleep at the Knicks game
