Lex Luthor
@lexcorpceo.bsky.social
Humanity requires a firm and decisive leader to guide it through challenging times and towards a brighter future. Who better equipped to lead us into the battles of today ahead than the true Man Of Tomorrow? (DCRP)
// I got a spam bot asking me to buy school supplies for kids im crying
// I love it when Lex is basically just this gif
Falcon (Sam Wilson): He's Outta Line, But He's Right
ALT: Falcon (Sam Wilson): He's Outta Line, But He's Right
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Don’t pay attention to her. She’s a new mother with a struggling business. She’s under a lot of stress and probably upset because with 500,000 dollars, she could feel more comfortable and not be worried about the future of her business and child. Or at the very least worry less.
// Fun fact. There is a comic that dives into the dreams Lex has and one of them has Lex dreaming he’s Prometheus, stealing fire from the gods and giving it to everyday people Yeah. That makes sense that’s how he views himself
Special? I’m far more special than any of the pea brained neanderthals on this planet. Unfortunately, they never truly appreciated everything I’ve done for them. Everything I’ve sacrificed. And yet people are…so ungrateful.
“Please. Before any of them showed up, you know who I was? The real hero of Metropolis. The real Man of Tomorrow. If anything they’re the ones who are jealous. Stealing away all the glory that once belonged to me. Just so they can be worshiped as gods.”
“Oh. So she’s just stupid. Can’t wait until she visits a hospital filled with people with heart conditions. Oh wait. She doesn’t do that. But you know who goes visit hospitals? Lex Luthor. Lex donates to hospital. But what’s the front page news? Supergirl dresses as princess.”
Lex is left handed as a well. Despite his father’s attempt to ‘correct’ him.
// Lex just puts his name on everything and to me, it’s the whole narcissism thing. That and if and when he dies, part of him will still live. ……….man. Imagine putting your name on everything like an asshole. Who’d even do that in real life?
// Lex-Men Lex-Force Lex-Factor And then the mutant community gets very mad
“Maybe I should make my own corporate sponsored team of heroes. A team of former villains. People love redemption stories.”
Lex heard the word narcissist, but stopped caring when it wasn’t about him
// Or…basically any female superhero who wore a skirt or shorts.
Lex Luthor@lexcorpceo.bsky.social · 3w ago// Supergirl’s skirt in the 2000’s basically
// oof. Never realized how sexualized the art of 2000’s era comics were Or maybe I did and forgot about it
// Black Kryptonite went really well for Lex last time (It didn’t)
// Lex does see himself as a good person. He believes what he does is best for mankind. He would be an amazing hero, if he only had less of a greedy narcissistic ego
“Pure Kryptonite is actually incredibly rare. I mean, it’s only a finite resource. Considering the source is…dead.” he holds back a smirk “Shame.”
// Never forget that Lex one time got caught, brought to trial, and he said “wasn’t me. It was a clone” and it worked And he got exposed again one time, killed Alexander Luthor from Earth 3 and said “oh it was all actually this guy” and it worked And I THINK it happened a third time and it worked
“I originally designed it after Superman died. I intended on taking his place. This was back when I gained an ounce of respect for him. But he came back. And once again, he showed his true colors. Now? I like to wear it just to get a rise out of him and his family.”
Blam, murdered ya!@flarkingtactician.bsky.social · 4w ago“So, you made it resemble Supe’s outfit because…?” He asks, querying the actual design choice.
Like I said, Supergirl. I wont act unless she acts first. She stays out of my way? I won’t test out any weapons on her. Seems like a fair trade.
// remember when the idea of a supervillain becoming president seemed laughable and only a thing that would happen in comics?
“AI videos of me are all over the internet. I’ve provided enough jobs and produced enough products for people all over the world, that they would take my word over the word of… …who are you again? I’m Lex Luthor. Smartest man alive. Incredibly rich and successful. Former United States president.”