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🔞 stray lesbian creature girl thing. love women a lot a lot a lot. might have undiagnosed brain disorders. brain is occupied with thoughts about art and storytelling when not bubbling with women. one year on estrogen, ladies? 美少女は世界の宝だ

its easy to talk about how bad the state of rpgs was in the 7th gen but i think it might be survival horror that got hit the hardest. lots of good horror games but if you wanted something that was like, classic resident evil or silent hill you were not getting that, here's a billion action games

eidos deus ex is kind of insane imagine releasing a game that gets mega praise for the bare minimum and then literally a year later dishonored comes out and kills you so hard your series has no idea how to recover and just kind of silently chokes to death

adam mankind divided: heh... so we gotta go to the middle east... to fight middle eastern terrorists? that's badass... adam's partner: hehe... adam i heard you are a... "metal man"... you ever play... the "mega man" games...? you are the "metal man" from the mega man games... haha adam: FUCK you

despite exploration being a huge appeal of video games, and there being a large chunk of video games about exploration, if someone says they're looking for an exploration video game they could be talking about one of about a dozen entirely different things. maybe two or three dozen

doctor: Hm, yes! I see that you are in quite a distressing position with your family situation. But worry not - you will find joy in watching the great clown, Pagliacci! paglialter: Pagliacci, I am beginning to think the computer cannot help us with this.

when girls enter a state of antisociality where they feel outcast by everyone around them, they turn into something like nuclear particles that will cause a chain reaction should they ever come into contact