I think zappers with tails are sexier than zappers with two legs but I wonder what the general consensus is

Jongler should beat me up- I mean Battat. They should beat up Battat. Cause Battat is a freak who’d like that. #deltaruined

Thinking about zappers having prehensile penises #deltaruined

Two zappers rubbing and pressing their buttons against each other and their moans get louder both from the arousal and from their volume buttons colliding. One of them clumsily moves their hand between them to find the mute button and causes the other to cum right then and there. #deltaruined

I love transparent technology. I wanna look at a zapper and see all their organs. #deltaruined because this is written with horny intentions lmao

Took Apart Remotes And Am Now Having Unholy Thoughts

Two zappers getting real close. Maybe they’re arguing. Trying to be more aggressive than the other. Maybe one pissed off the other. Metaphorically pushing their buttons. But they get so close their buttons touch. #deltaruined

I know people have used rolling/shaking as an erotic thing for the pippinses but what about the pips themselves being a turn on? Like it’s not an inherently sexual part of them but imagine tracing your fingers around the edges and giving their pips gentle kisses and licks. #deltaruined

I need to get a bigger die. I need to put my dick in the pips. I need to fuck their pips. Can anyone hear? Is there a fanfic about this?

Man being sexually attracted to dice (specifically D6s) suckss cause sex dice ARE a thing but they’re not what I’m trying to find. Like is there anyone else who wants dice like I do??

Funfact about me. I don’t get horny often but when I do it’s fucking INSANE. I’m discovering things I forgot I said months ago lmao It’s like there’s an alternate version of me and I gotta figure out what shenanigans he was up to. It’s mostly wanting to fuck dice.

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So like the d3fernull Mikes huh? I should probably draw them. (Said calmly but my hand grips my thigh hard enough to bleed. I am very normal about them)

perverttt PERVERTTTTT DONT LOOK AT HER!!! #deltaruined #miketit

ummmmmmmm cutesy Mike room after hours activities #deltaruined #miketit

can i interest you in the joobs #deltaruined #miketit #sexandkillhim

//PEE warning greenie sucks at this game #deltaruined #miketit

//selfcest (thsi word SUCKS but its th most likely fr ppls blacklists so they dont hafta see stuff they dont wanna) ANYWAY .god im insane. i rushed thsi a bit bc i wanted 2 eat my chicken but oughghhg. gh #deltaruined #miketit

#deltaruined #miketit in love with him sooo bad

And then Tenna walks in on them #miketit #deltaruined

//pee warning guys its important dfrnl greenie is lame too okay .its important #deltaruined #miketit

//pee, tickling everypip JUMP EM !! -oh dear, that wasnt supposed to happen.. #deltaruined #miketit

// foot Uh well um 😳😳😳 Well you see I CAN EXPLAIN- #deltaruined #miketit

Oh gosh! I forgot I could post here. Blame that on being acespike I guess lol. Though it certainly feels like it’s been longer than two months.

Jongler gets caught impersonating Mike by another zapper. As they’re being yelled at they have to try really hard to make sure it’s not obvious how much they’re turned on by it. I’m gonna write this. There’s more but this character limit is killing me. I am not concise. #deltaruined

Zapper sex plus one fat zapper because that’s hot and fun to draw. Also the gloves stay on during sex I guess. (I might clean up these sketches at some point but idk) #deltaruined