Why does it offer to "remember this device" when it literally NEVER remembers this device
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Terminally online mommy-blogger and “Marxist Dingbat Lawyer” on Lingít Aaní
18yo: "why is every text from you always the most annoying thing I've ever read?" Me: "because I'm your mother. Being annoyed by everything I say and do is a fixed law of nature. Like gravity."
A bright spot in these dark times is that Maroon 5 hasn't dropped any new music for a long time
Finally reading "Lady Chatterley's Lover." This is definitely some early 20th century highbrow smut.
Probably lost because the first element of a defamation claim is a FALSE statement of fact
By far the most boring part of any museum is the jar room with all the jars. I'm convinced that Snapware is going to end up in a museum in the year 3089
Rand Paul's revenge tour on Anthony Fauci is hilarious. An ophthalmologist who hasn't practiced medicine in 18 years got schooled to shame by an infectious disease expert 6 years ago so he's out here trying to settle the score on a bullshit power trip and getting nothing but a 5th Amendment script.
Like the "problem" of "trans athletes," "voter fraud" is right-wing fan fic engineered to fuel the engine of processed outrage and disenfranchisement that keeps us in a MAGA chokehold. They know their policies fail on their merits so they grind hard to ensure as few people as possible get to say so.
Me: please don't do drugs or drink and drive 15yo:Thanks mom I was actually in the middle of buying pills off this lady with an ankle monitor in the Fred Meyers parking lot but this text stopped me 18yo: same then I was going to hop on the back of a dirt bike with some guy who just drank 12 beers
Lowkey can't believe kids are allowed to maraud the streets on electric/motorized bikes that are basically glorified motorcycles and pretend they're just regular Schwinns? It's like when gas station acid/crack was legal. Seems like a regulatory loophole that will result/has resulted in fatalities.
Small batch, fair trade, non-GMO, organic, ethically sourced, conflict free, artisanal titties.
When did we start saying "in relationship" instead of "in A relationship?" This is some woo woo therapy speak IMO
If you see a middle aged white guy wearing a fleece vest out in the wild you know some big account is about to be landed
Apparently Tay doesn't own a yacht, so unless she charters one we won't be seeing her in town during Billionaire Yacht Season. Nonetheless, I am putting an intention out into the universe to manifest TT in Juneau next summer.
Hey Juneau: there's a Meet & Greet for JKT this Thursday. With the Special Session underway it won't be a fundraiser, so the emphasis will be on GOTV efforts.
TIL that my dad is part of a class action for writers whose work has been illegally pirated by AI to train their language models. We are both really excited about this, because a check for $0.45 in 2040 is gonna be life changing! We continue to stick it to The Man™️ in my family!
Why do all of the boring terrible billionaires like the Zuckerbergs and no-name German arms dealers have to come to Juneau? Why can't we at least get a sort of fun one like Taylor Swift, just sayin
Can't remember how to spell "tomorrow" but somehow know every word to the Juicy Fruit gum commercial? My mental real estate is a Superfund site.
Half your time after 40 is spent trying to get to the bottom of why you feel like ass all the time and the second half is spent trying or refusing to try various purchases and programs that will supposedly make you feel like ass a little bit less somehow
I love when people intentionally and obviously misconstrue some trivial point on here and then act like they've achieved some kind of epic own. It's like dunking on a Playskool basketball hoop at day care and thinking you're LeBron James.
ADF&G types: are there more bears than usual this year? It feels like Juneau is totally under siege right now! (I mean, they are technically under siege from us, but you know what I'm asking).
18yo: "I'll see you after my helicopter camping trip." Me: "I'm sorry...your what now?" 18yo: "My friends and I got a free heli-drop into the mountains." Me: "Ok please text me when you get there." 18yo: "I mean if there's a helicopter crash you'll probably hear about it." Me:
It never ceases to amaze me that there are people walking among us for whom money is literally no object and they don't have to worry about bills ever. The older I get, the more bitter and jealous I get about this. I hate everything about how this makes me feel about myself and the world in general.
BREAKING: Mitch McConnell just issued an official statement
Heart Monitor Flatlines
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Alaskans calling Alaska celebrities by their first names in casual convo is such a distinctly sadlarious Alaska Insider-coded flex.
The arc of history is long, but it bends toward justice
File this under Things That Apparently Need to Be Said For Some Reason?
