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Staring at y'all in Liz Cheney

Look, at this point I should have lost my shock at the utter hypocrisy of the far left. I mean, really, it's not something that's new. Liz C...

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Black history is American history. Don't forget that. Ever.

The Story of Nearest Green

This is "The Story of Nearest Green" by Uncle Nearest Premium Whiskey on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

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It's not "easy" to be happy. As with all things, it takes work. But it's a lot easier to be happy than to be a miserable fuck. Ask me how I know.

Oh yeah, I'm buying this motherfucker next time. Thank you, @churchlady320.bsky.social

In the 7th century, Arabs erupted out of Arabia, destroyed one ancient empire, humbled a second, and spread to Spain. Today's Arabs are afraid to bomb a convoy of Toyotas with the billions of dollars worth of weapons they've amassed.

So, what kind of guy am I? The guy who just bought a decanter for his whisk(e)y. Partying like it's 1979, baby.

In a fight between Noah Berlatsky and Parker Molloy, I'ma just sit back and enjoy this excellent bourbon I discovered tonight.

Maybe if Graham Chapman had lived, he could have steered John Cleese away from becoming the Little Englander the Monty Python boys so gleefully mocked.

Well. Today I saw on these social media streets a "furry" evangelical. I think this is all getting much too silly.

Graham Chapman as The Colonel

ALT: Graham Chapman as The Colonel

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ADRIAN ZMED!!! That's it. That's the post.

This is literally a distinction without a difference. My god, the obtuseness of evangelicals.

Charliechumbuck@charliechumbuck.bsky.social · 2d ago

And saying that we "wish for a world with only Christians in it" is quite a strange way to put it imo. It's not that we want everyone to believe like we do, and more so that we don't want people to suffer eternal judgment. At least that's my own motivation.

1. No, I'm not going to tell someone who's coughing to put on a mask. None of my business. 2. No, I'm not telling a mom with a screaming kid to take him to the children's area; she's dropping off her other kids for tutoring in the study room, and WILL GO BACK SOON. Mind your business. 3. Assholes.

No, no, I'm told that Donald Trump had ONE NEAT TRICK to steal the midterms.

People are TESTING me today.

Only slightly tongue-in-cheek question: Do the Raiders actually have local Vegas fans, or are they all coming from Oakland/LA?

I was baptized, had communion, and confirmed into the holy, catholic, Roman and apostolic Church. Trust me, I don't need some snake handling pastor's take on St. Aquinas.

I mean, it's not bad enough that you folks evangelize people of completely different faiths. But you do it to other Christians, because they're not the "right" kind of Christian. The utter pomposity of that position is stunning.

Charliechumbuck@charliechumbuck.bsky.social · 2d ago

Can't you respect the agency and choices of your neighbor *while* evangelizing? Now, if you as an evangelist don't take no for an answer, and *especially* if you want to actually enact violence on people and groups for the sake of "evangelism," I believe that's your problem, and a problem it is.

My sainted immigrant mother made it a point to make sure we always had the stuff we loved to eat stocked at home. Count Chocula for the win!

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We often discuss our favorite childhood cereals but..what were your LEAST favorite cereals as a kid? The ones your parents foisted on you, were stuck with when the good stuff ran out, or that you had to eat at a friend's house, etc..

What does it say about me that when a lunatic we've banned who comes into the library says he's going to slash my throat when he gets a chance and I just shrug?

Today at the Bar by Proud Establishment Dem

The Oppenheimer Opportunists

Being a contrarian can be quite lucrative these days.  Just ask any number of "progressive" media personalities who consistently criticize t...

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I mean, if that's your kink, that's fine. But I question how effective a lube that would be.

*Stares in Liz Cheney

Got in one. You're not being "kind". You're just a schmuck.

Charliechumbuck@charliechumbuck.bsky.social · 2d ago

So you're saying that Christians should abandon all forms of evangelism, which to us usually means allowing people to go to Hell for all eternity, a fate worse than death? I hate how it's often practiced, but to me a complete absence of evangelism is unkindness in the highest order.

She ain't ever beating the allegations.

Sydney Sweeney: Athletes including Amy Hunt respond to controversial advert

British sprinter Amy Hunt is among an array of female athletes criticising the controversial betting advert starring actress Sydney Sweeney.

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OK, really. Off to watch Richard Osman's House of Games. Be good.

Again, I believe none of these accounts' bona fides. Foreign state actors know how to sow dissension in the liberal left. "Antizionist trans Jew." Lord. Anyway, off to make tacos. Y'all be good.

Well. I went to my optometrist today. And she confirmed: Due to my oblique astigmatism in my left eye, contact lenses just won't do it, at least not multifocals. The last time I tried them, they were awful. Blurry both far and near.

O-lee chit. I just saw the shorter version of this ad. It's bonkers.

ON THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS

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Are we going to have a database of the raptured listing all their earthly goods? I'd love a 75" OLED. We should probably come up with a process for equitable distribution of their wealth.