steve lacy crush: INTENSIFIES

let you clear your throat:

1. i hate the HR derby, but 2. i'm watching the HR derby, so 3. netflix production, get your shit together, and 4. take the mic away from barry bonds

some of these madonna songs sound like flight of the conchords

stiff competition for the funniest sight gag on "widow's bay" but this was up there

ecuador coach def has a soundcloud of keyboard jams

it doesn't matter which way the toilet paper is positioned

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What's a hill you'll die on?

TFW you think it's either under control or will *immediately collapse*

i only watch a few NBA games a year, but good lord the refs talking direct to camera from their little table is so hilarious

i desperately need corbin carroll to find his missing hat

<parker posey voice> "kristi, nooooooem"

who had the "black people aren't apes" sign behind the president?? camera cut too fast, looked like maybe al green...

about to attempt my most foolish mission yet: finding one (1) ripe avocado on superbowl sunday

maybe kyle tucker is on verizon

some fave 2025 tunes because music is still nice open.spotify.com/playlist/1dz...

2025 // coping as a service

open.spotify.com

i actually want to see the finale of "gay hockey" more than i want to see the finale of "surly lesbian writer vs. nice aliens"

obongjayar is missing from way too many best-of lists this year

cyber monday discounts for lab tests at quest is real grim shit

just misread his name as "sen. frotterman" and i don't wish that on anyone

have been plagued by the notion that zohran reminds me of someone but couldn't place who, and just realized it's rachel maddow

hey boy, are you a nigerian military operation? because you're fast, vicious, and sweet.

hey zohran SIGN ALONSO

important updates coming tonight to BigCityMayorsIWantToCuddle.xls

<the lowest moment of your life, but it's at a baseball game> EV-RY-BO-DY CLAP YOUR HANDS

an app that alerts you when a bruise-possible event occurs so that 36 hours later you know why the bruise is there

mary hart is the cal ripken of spike lees

people who hate baseball: THIS IS WHY I HATE BASEBALL people who love baseball: THIS IS WHY I LOVE BASEBALL

enjoying this extra sweetly for the 122 days every year when games start at 10am PT

should we do a wellness check on the ghost runner