Aldi Liquorice Allsorts are the absolute best I’ve ever had 😋, as you were.
Lien.
@lienretrac.bsky.social
66 🏳️🌈, Retired. Classic comedy and quality drama, hates reality trash and annoying adverts. 80’s music. Modelling and model making. Sunday roast. Chocolate. Favourite vegetable, strawberries.
Ah, it’s back!! Anyone else had a Bluesky outage this afternoon?
I wonder what Mary Whitehouse would’ve made of this latest ick advert, the post shave itchy fanny! 🙄 Uproar I would imagine 😂
Going to watch Flavio Cobolli and Arthur Fery get hot and sweaty together 😊
Farage says “now is your chance to stick two fingers up ✌️to the establishment!” So, it’s vote Binface then. That should do the trick. Be like poking a short stick into a Hornets nest 😂👏👏👏
I’ve just had a sudden urge for a sticky syrupy Lardy cake for some reason, unfortunately we don’t have such delights in these parts and don’t fancy the 3 hour drive to fulfill my want 🙄
Think I might pop the heating on for a bit, the jumpers not quite doing it.
That’s it, I’m pooped, but I do have a mown lawn and a neatly trimmed bush.
Had a few jars of loose change collected over the last 10 years or so, thought it was time to get rid. Nat West not interested as I didn’t bank with them, Nationwide not interested as it wasn’t bagged up, so used the coin sorter in Morrisons. £235.68 BOOM and mildly shocked 🤗
Awful racket in the back garden just now, went out to discover a bastard Magpie had killed a Blackbird fledgling. Shooed off the Magpie and gently laid the Blackbird to rest in a small plot at the bottom of the garden 😔❤️
In Morrisons just now, two young…ish women comparing crap on their phones while walking slowly two abreast impeding my escape from said establishment, “come on get your fat arses moving” didn’t go down too well. Death stare!!
Turns out I was born in the same maternity hospital as Theresa May 😏
Now, almond croissants are my favourite and Morrisons actually had my favourite treat in stock, a pack of 2 almond croissants filled with raspberry jam and fresh cream. They are heavenly. I now have a face covered in cream and another one for tomorrow 😋
Phew! Glad things are back to normal, nearly had a coronary yesterday when I thought I’d been banned. Thought I’d lost all of my followings and followers too, one in particular who is very special to me.
I can’t believe that Simon Reeve is 53!! I thought he was about 28 😳
We’ve reached the time of year when the clock in my car is correct for the next 6 months 🥳
The lovely Rob Bell telling the story of the famous landmark of my hometown, Beachy Head Lighthouse.
Just mowed the lawn for the 1st time this year 🥵 That’s sent the blood pressure up!
That’s my visit to the dental hygienist done and dusted. All good and she’s very happy with my cleaning regime. I was very brave with that ultrasonic thing, the bit I hate the most so celebrating now with a nice cuppa tea and a couple of homemade flapjacks 😁
So, they’re suggesting that for Migrants to be able to come to this country, they’ll need to speak English to ’A’ Level standard 😂 How utterly ridiculous! I mean, 75% of native Brits can’t speak English to that standard. Even I get brain fog in conversation sometimes.
Why can’t people just live in peace? 😔 The world would be such I nicer place and better off for it.
There are men digging loads of holes in the pavement in “The Close” It’s like a scene from Time Team as they unearth these lovely old Roman gas pipes, and shock horror, they’re smashing them up and replacing them with yellow plastic 😡
That’s it! I can’t stop my legs twitching so I’m going to bed 😩