Hmm? Yeah buddy?~

I drew a silly lil goober #dragons #art #dragonart

"Busty. . Blo - oh, you mean Blazer. Ahem. Yeah sure. Uh, well. First things first; Whats your name?"

Kitsune@childoftheflame.bsky.social · 12mo ago

@lieutenantdanrr.bsky.social “Yo….The busty blonde told me to report to you? Said you’d…figure out my team or whatever”

{ Splorft } You're doing a great job, feels very much like Waterboy is actually here. :3

Ravanna Mari Thorne “Better to be Slapped with the Truth than Kissed with a Lie” — Multigenerational Kitsune — Pyrotechnic — Social Justice Activist — Registered Nurse — #MutantAndProud 🏳️‍🌈🦊🔥💥🌸 #RT and #Fave #OpenStarter

{ Splorft } Okay. Gonna try to put all the drama behind - Now that most, if not all ties to that old account are dealt with and should have his mark on it, not mine. Sorry to anyone I disappointed, but hopefully I can just. . . Put it behind me.

{ Splorft } I'm going to make a statement since, I'm sure it has come across. I had an account, that I've since left behind and gave to a friend. Yes it was lewd, and yes I probably shared things I missed at the time. I have since started to do my own art since then. Do I regret it, obviously. +

He couldn't help but have a smile form on his lips, it's been a new experience for him. A pleasant one at that. He watched him as he was hard at work. "Hmm, sounds easy enough honestly. Sure does though, flinging yourself against the wall isn't fun unless someone else is doin' it." He joked.

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 12mo ago

standing upright to lean against him, tail wagging lazily behind him. in the last few days they’ve been friends, he’s proven to be a good one! “ probably would have to get some measurements, but other than that? simple process, i would imagine. sure beats flinging myself around the walls. “

Cheese?! Well, hell. { Grabbing a giant platter of cheese from the back of the fridge.} This good?

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾@hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 12mo ago

What? No. That's your cake. I prefer cheese, anyway.

"Nah! Don't mind at all, it's been a minute since I built something anyway so. Let's me get back to using my hands like I like to do." He said with a smile before patting him gently on the back, letting him know he was down to help.

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 12mo ago

“ oh—! yeah? “ he skids to a stop in front of him, hunched over. he’s already got the idea in his head and he’s practically building it in his brain as they speak. “ ya sure ya wouldn’t mind? i could do it alone, but with company makes it more fun. 🎶 “

Steeeeeve. Oh. I know. { Grabs a cake from the refrigerator } I got it for myself cause, birthday soon but. You can have it. As an apology.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾@hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 12mo ago

No. I will stay right here.

. . .Great. Now I feel bad. Ugh. Sorry, Steve. Come.. uh. Come on out.~

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾@hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Hisses! Slithering under a desk.

{Grabbing a rolled up paper, he smacks him over the head with it.} No! Bad, we don't unhing our jaws in the workplace. Especially not to intimidate our co-workers.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾@hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Slowly unhinging his jaw-

He looks directly at the smaller figured male and then chuckles, smiling softly. "Oh, hey! I had a good idea, look at that. I can help, if you like. I do have a little experience with constructing things.~"

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 12mo ago

he skids to a stop at that thought. a big hamster wheel. he turns to him slowly, grinning wide. both large, pointed ears flap up and down. “ that. is an AMAZIN’ idea—! i could easily construct somethin’ like that in an afternoon! “

No Steve! No, please don't - don't do that. Enough chaos as it is. Blaze has enough to stress about. Uhm. So, first day? Are you hungry or just. . . Kinda taking advantage of the chaos?

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾@hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 12mo ago

He could just eat people-

( I honestly have no idea how to get you two out of this situation. Blaze sounds, and /looks/ piiiiiiiissed. )

— 𝗖𝗨𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 & 𝗠𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗.​ ||@alastorseacht.bsky.social · 12mo ago

(Robert Help)

And who is Steve?! And why is he eating everyones lunch?!? Why is Alastor and Jawz getting in trou - ohhhhhhh.

Dear god, he was going crazy. He had no idea what to do at this point aside from maybe dangling a mouse on a string. "How about one of those, like hamster wheels. But. Bigger~?"

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 12mo ago

“ i dunno if it’d be enough energy output! “ still going in circles. and then bouncing off the walls. boing. circling him again. “ my body, its energy input and output is higher than a standard humans! more food to eat, more energy to burn off! “

{Confused Robert noises} What is even going on in this office?!?!

Ohhh, yeah. Rule of thumb, fire generally freaks most people out. Especially unplanned fire. And really? Huh, well i mean. I guess that makes sense. I just uh, didn't expect that. Sorry. Beautiful yes, the stuff is definitely better when cooked!

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 12mo ago

oop. don’t hurl. already made the janitor do that earlier and i still feel bad for it. didn’t know fire would freak him out like that. ( patting his back a few times! ) it doesn’t taste like much to me. and my stomach can handle it. stuffs much better cooked though. 🎶

⭒˚‧ ︵‿⭒ཐིཋྀ 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒

" Huh, well. You should get one of those like, little bicycles you put under your desk. Have you tried those?" He asked, before getting ran around in circles, blinking several times like a confused meerkat.

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 12mo ago

“ pent up energy. it happens somewhat often since i sit still for long periods while working. “ leg bouncing INCREASING. shaking his head. there’s nothing he can do about it. he does eventually spring up and run circles around him on all fours?

Wait - raw?? Like. Raw. Not cooked? Oh, dear heavens I - { He almost dry heaved at the thought, but managed to wrangle it in } Well, lucky for us this place makes some pretty good burgers!

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 12mo ago

that’s usually my go-to. ~ ( trotting right along right behind him! tail raised and flicking side to side. ) i ain’t a great cook, but i learned to cook meat pretty fast. used to eat it raw before then. blegh.

{ Splorft } This interaction is making me cackle so fucking hard. Ya'll. 😭😭

— 𝗖𝗨𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 & 𝗠𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗.​ ||@alastorseacht.bsky.social · 12mo ago

[ loading wheel. genuinely considering her options for a few seconds. ] i can explain.

"Too long?. . Uh, well, I mean. What exactly do I need to do? I mean. Do we need to go somewhere private or~?" He asked, entirely unsure, acting as if he had never had any type of sexual or suggestive experiences before in his life. He definitely, most assuredly has.

Valuable Vixen -a.k.a Yana Sylvaro (+others)@neonrocker99.bsky.social · 12mo ago

"It would help but I don't want you to feel obligated. I could calm down by staying away but that takes too long..."

"You get the zoomies?" He watched as his pupils get wide, and he shifts his eyes back and forth. "Do you uh, do you do anything to help with that or. . .?"

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 12mo ago

his pupils get all wide. what the hell is wrong with him. his leg bounces in place. “ i have the zoomies, robert. “

Burgers! I do love me a good burger. {He points towards the nearest, decent burger joint} To food!

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 12mo ago

my diet is primarily meat based. soooo, with that in mind, we definitely got options. ( tail thumping against the ground in thought. the first thing that comes to his mind is … ) burgers?

He tilted his head some, unsure of what to do aside from just stare at the little draconian. "Can I uh, assist you. . . With anything?"

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 12mo ago

kicking his little legs back and forth. batting his lashes up at him.

"Oh! Well I mean if that's the case, I uh. If it will help you? Or will it make it worse? I honestly have no idea how this works, I'm sorry!" He was nervous, but also wanting to help her if she needed it. Genuinely, how the hell does he get into these situation?

Valuable Vixen -a.k.a Yana Sylvaro (+others)@neonrocker99.bsky.social · 12mo ago

She blushed deeply hearing he might not mind, "Wha? No! I'd never! Even my friends that I make deals with keep their souls!!"

I could do the same for you but.. yeah. I'm not the best either. We both kinda suck, huh? I just can't build a robot, I mean. I kinda have one but. . . Yeah, no let's get something. What are we in the mood for?~

𝓔𝐑𝐎𝐒.@yourfavoritegecko.bsky.social · 12mo ago

you either, eh? i could nag at ya for not takin’ care of yerself, but i am so shit at it myself that i built a whole ass robot to remind me to do so. ( stomach rumbling … slouching over a bit. ) wanna grab lunch?