Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
@lighterfandango.bsky.social
I am not a lawyer. Nor am I a bigfoot. Handsome is subjective. Also I drank all the throwing wine
The full article is behind a paywall but even if you don't pay, it's worth a click just to see his absolutely wonky nipples in this crossdressing photo
Chris Ingraham@cingraham.bsky.social · 7mo agouh, Daily Mail has an absolutely wild story about Kristi Noem's husband that he essentially confirmed to them in a phone call www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
I should be asleep but instead I'm up waiting for dumplings that may never arrive 😔
One time a guy asked me to slap in the face him during, and I said "what?" (cause you wanna make extra sure you heard that right) and he said "like this!" and hit me so hard I lost a contact
BestBoi Alex@alexdualgrey.bsky.social · 7mo agoSlow day at work today so lemme ask the audience: what's the worst hookup you've ever had? 😬
As the owner of the preeminent hanky factory in america, I will not stand for this
Stephen@tgk.bsky.social · 7mo agoThe cruise industry needs to be annihilated, sorry if this offends
I used to work at a company that acquired a small startup that turned out to have no viable product and no concept for how the product would have made money if it existed in the first place, and I dunno I'm just thinking about that for some reason
Pop Base@popbase.tv · 7mo agoOpenAI is shutting down their video app Sora. The platform is used for AI-generated videos.
Just say you look like Christian Bale, dude. Patrick Bateman is a serial killer he played, but just pick something else he's been in, unless you WANT to look like the character and not the actor?
Daramola@izdaramola.bsky.social · 7mo agoI’ve tried to stay out of the more lib brain nonsense that this app houses but I implore you that you cannot allow this man anywhere near the White House
I just miss when porn had incomprehensible and complicated plots with multiple characters who never even got naked
Every now and then I think about this lady from a 2002 gay porno, and I hope she's living her absolute best life youtu.be/5-VdWTyYD1s?...
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I watched the Melania documentary (I'd like to be clear, pirated it) and her party planner gives this energy the entire time
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a mirror and looking at himself .
Alt: The Gentlemen, from Buffy. Overly polite monsters who cut out people's literal hearts, but also insist that you go first through the door and oh thank you, you're too kind, no I simply couldn't
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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer@lighterfandango.bsky.social · 7mo agoIf this little bitch ever gets laid again, none of us have done our jobs
The number of times I've gotten angry about not being in a skircle that I later realized I am, in fact, in
It's kinda a shame that no one will see the Melania doc because there's a lot of detestable f-slurs who, like, dress her and plan her parties and stuff, and their faces should be known to all of us
Thank you @theranos.top @jamiroqueer.bsky.social @davidjones.nyc for hanging out tonight 😃 And @lighterfandango.bsky.social for hosting trivia (finally a top that can host!)
Guys in porn always act like they've never had sex in their life and they're so excited about the chance
I missed the Nasty Pig discourse and I had a really good take on it too that would have blown all your freakin' minds, but it's probably too late now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm not even sure what they're asking for, but I'm sure it sucks
The worst part about St Paddy's day is knowing there's a chance my mother will be at literally any bar I might find myself at
I like every single cock and butt that comes across my timeline and then I wonder why I can't open my phone in public
I feel like Fallout: New Vegas missed a joke by not having you find a car with Pete and Pete's family in it as skeletons near the Hoover Dam
Watching Weapons on the plane because of the win, and does PEP just not exist in this universe?
If this was how they did it, chiropractors would get my respect
baby deathstrike@boyboyhenyo.bsky.social · 7mo agodicked down in a way that fully realigned me physically, mentally, and spiritually 💕
It's weird how many people claim to have a favorite DJ
Feeling so hard rn for the one guy in his group of friends too polite to not get stuck listening to the most boring man in the world loudly describe the intricacies of his job
The hottest of the muppets?!?!!! Take the compliment my dude
Kevin@kkova811.bsky.social · 7mo agoWas just told I have Sam the Eagle energy
