I'm not great at posting, but I'm incredible at speeches. I know this, because I Saved a dude's life today (at his sentencing, guilty ppl deserve proportionality too)
Nothing says love like playing a complicated board game and getting Into It over a rule so ambiguous even the redditers are mixed on how it ought to be interpreted
I'm on vacation and there's some MAGA teens about and the thing of it is... they are relentlessly uncool. These 17 year Olds playing beer pong to Red, Red Wine
What's the difference between retaliation and self defense? 😎 😎 😎 A good lawyer Heyooooo
Being an adult is making dumb mistakes that cost hundreds of dollars
It's been about 6 months since a new bail law in my state was passed, and the local jail population is now about 70% higher 🙃 crime is down, but we're still going backwards
I am reading Jordan Harper's new book A Violent Masterpiece and I just want to say, as a career public defender, man this guy gets criminal defense right 🫡 it's a rarity @jordanharper.bsky.social love, love your stuff.
Real sign of the Times that I have to wash my fighting clothes (red blazer, blood earrings) so much
Starting Monday morning off right by forgetting to be the tooth fairy
Kacey Musgraves has leaned full in to the country on this new album, i could fill a bingo board
Absolutely beat down by State-sponsored violence this week. Impossible to overstate the brutality and callous indifference perpetuated every day by dipshit baby prosecutors. I am simply a pinnacle of restraint.
Sometimes when I get really mad at all the fascists successfully putting poor, mentally ill people in cages, I leave work and go lift heavy for 20 mins, as a little treat
Does it seem like a handful of people at playground are insane now or is that just part of the NH experience
It's okay for me to listen to Going to Georgia even though John Darnielle has disavowed it, bc my job requires me to empathize with desperate men with guns
Tsa as professional and expedient as ever: groups of ICE standing around in groups doing nothing like schoolyard bullies
Bae, after UU church: I just feel like everyone should maybe stop saying "non-violent" 💕💕💕
I'm working from home instead of wearing a suit for the first time in like 6 months and... this is incredible, do people know about this?
can't even begin to convey the horrific precedent this sets, what a devastating verdict that conveniently lets every lawmaker off the hook for the scourge of violence they've enabled www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/u...
Father’s Murder Conviction in School Attack Puts New Onus on Parents
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In case anyone forgot or didn't understand the reference www.wgbh.org/news/2017-10...
Why It's So Hard To Turn The Lights Back On In Puerto Rico
Nearly a month after Hurricane Maria swept through Puerto Rico, almost 80 percent of the territory is still without power. While nobody expected a quick…
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I just donated $500 to UNIDOS MS, which is supporting the community resisting ICE in Minnesota. I’m calling on my Hollywood friends (you know who you are) to match me or beat me (organization of your choice). www.givemn.org/donate/Unido...
My 8 year old has been sick for 5 days and has taken to wearing all black ensembles (very uncharacteristic of her)
From the kids who brought you sick Halloween..., it's sick Christmas
What do you call sitting on the couch for the whole week between Christmas and New Years? Motion in Limine! #legaljoke #happyholidays #iwrotethisjokebecause theyremyfavoritetypeofmotion