LOOK AT THIS FELLA

Ngl lads. Feral doesn’t even begin to cover it. LORD

I’m at Cirque Du Soleil and wow it’s gorgeous

I actually really enjoy being in a pool

Also look at this fella

Made some friends today

I think my aversion to nice holiday destinations is actually because I enjoy it way more than I think, even if I complain the whole time (like with most things I enjoy) and I don’t want to become someone who needs to be counting down to a holiday because that’d make me miserable

Can you believe I’ve never been best man before and now I’m gonna be best man twice in a single day

Ooops drunk hehe

I know I was best man twice but I just got asked officially to be best man twice and honestly I could cry I’m so emotional lol

Oh I’m FERAL

I’m SUNBURNT. At least my farmer’s tan might go away though 💀

Slept for 9 hours last night. Doesn’t sound super long really but it’s the longest I’ve slept in about 6 weeks at this point Wish my watch was alive to have captured it 🥲😢

My phone makes so many noises without my watch being on this is gross

PLUS I’ve burned on my shoulders :(((

Uh oh. Think my watch is broke 😬😬 probably water damage which is crazy considering it has swim modes lol

PINCH PUNCH FIRST OF THE MONTH NO RETURNS EHEHEHEHHEHE IT’S 5:44am IN MEXICO SO ODNT BUST MY ARSE FOR BEING “LATE”

It’s weird that it’s 5:30am here but 11:30am at home. Time zones man

My biggest regret is not trying harder to get into better shape for this holiday. I would love to not feel self conscious

Is this… paradise???

Crazy that to move a data eSIM from one iPad to another, GiffGaff expects you to order a physical SIM, put it in your phone, receive the verification SMS they send, put it in your new iPad, then switch your one-time-use plastic SIM from your phone back to your normal SIM again

And people think I’m not cultured

My phone has been on FIRE recently. So bloody warm

Tom Holland looking REAL good in Brand New Day. But also a v strong movie. Possibly my favourite of the MCU Spider-Man movies

Just saw a guy in the toilets at the sink with his jorts fully unzipped, button open, tshirt literally pinned under his chin while just chilling on his phone. Clearly had just walked over from the urinals. Eyes off the screen for just 2 minutes while peeing is that too much?????

The urge to just belt out the chorus to Disenchanted by MCR is real strong today

It’s hump day and I do in fact have the hump

They putting the ai in the data centre

Ew just saw a gross ad for TikTok saying just upload your photo to us and we’ll ai you into dancing to a TikTok trend!!!!

I started watching Widow’s Bay and I’m on episode 4 “Beach Reads” and my heart is FULLY RACING