The existence of the Hamburglar implies the existence of the Turkeyburgler and the Veggieburglar. And the Cheeseburglar. And the Smashburglar. They are a crew, the best there is. A family.
Lilah Sturges
@lilahsturges.com
Writer lady of comics: Lumberjanes, The Magicians graphic novels, Girl Haven, Science of Ghosts, Student Government. She/her. Wifed by @mekkalekkah 🏳️⚧️ Not currently following social media.
This is the best gift wrapping I have ever done and I’m PROUD OF IT!
One THOUSAND PERCENT. Ours had these cool transparency pages in the human body entry that layered all the different systems (circulatory, muscular, skeletal, etc) on top of each other. Very cool!
S. Kramer@libraryephemera.bsky.social · 6d agoWere you a child who read The World Book Encyclopedia for fun?
After a really difficult year last year (AWFUL treatment-resistant depression) I got laid off earlier this year…and today I have a BETTER JOB and BETTER DRUGS and my amazing wife and I are BUYING A HOUSE. Apparently you can be trans and still have access to the American Dream (if you want that)
Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛@shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 6d agoShare your trans joy so that others know it's possible.
What’s not to love about this? The world needs more gay vampires!
Woman in grocery store: excuse me, sir, but you’re so tall—can you reach that item for me from the top shelf? Man in grocery store: no problem Woman: thanks so much. And you are… Man: Jack Reacher Woman: Ha is that really your name? Man: nah they just call me that because I’m good at reaching things
Me (in any situation): I hope I’m not doing or saying the wrong thing right now
I watched Masters of the Universe last night (or as much of it as I could stand) and I just kept thinking “This is like if Mountain Dew was a movie”
Rejected “cool person” idea: start referring to everyone as “meat cousins.” Suggest that we are all one in meat, that the meat does not discriminate.
Me (does a small weed): I mean, if I didn’t exist before I was born, then where the fuck did I come from? The universe just coughed my entire universe into existence out of nowhere? Really? Are you okay with this?
Me: I will now read the Iliad, the foundation of Western Civilization… Achilles: you should give back that girl you stole so Apollo stops shooting deatharrows Agamemnon: I don’t want to Achilles: ok fuck you I’m going home Agamemnon: then I’m taking the girl YOU stole Achilles: Athena, hold me down
Hi please help, I have tickets to see Hedwig and the Angry Inch with John Cameron Mitchell—amazing seats plus meet and greet. I am sick and cannot go. Today at 1:30 at Revolution Hall in PDX: my.stubhub.com/listings?isM...
StubHub - Buy & Sell Concert, Sport & Theatre Tickets
my.stubhub.com
As a comic book creator, you never want to start thinking about how many individual issues of your comics have been read on the can. You don’t want to go there. You shouldn’t go there. But if you do go there now I’m a little curious.
@lilahsturges.com Hi friend, I hope you’re doing well. I’m writing because I’m going through a difficult situation. If you are able to help, any financial support, would be a huge help to me right now. help me a great deal if you could share this post to help reach more people.
Andrie 🏳️⚧️@andrieoctrans.bsky.social · 4w agoDear friends, I am writing to you with due respect to explain my current situation and formally request your valuable support. Further details can be found in the images. Here are the links if you wish to contribute: ko-fi.com/andrieoc1 paypal.me/andrieoc1 #HelpSky #MutualAid #transcrowdfund
Hey, if you’ve ever wanted a deluxe edition of House of Mystery and you also happen to be fluent in Portuguese, you’re in luck! Lovingly translated by Érico!
Érico Assis@ericoassis.bsky.social · last mo.Não esperava por essa. Panini vai republicar A CASA DOS MISTÉRIOS, série que #traduzi para a revista VERTIGO há uma vida atrás, em edições de luxo. Acho que vai dar uns quatro volumes? Primeiro sai em setembro. Curti o respeito à @lilahsturges.com na capa.
Hi folks—my friend Miggie was affected by the Venezuelan quakes and could really use some help right now. And if you’re interested in finding out more she’s been posting through it…it’s been rough!!!
miggie ✨@viceanglais.bsky.social · last mo.guys, if you can: PLEASE send any $ to add data on my prepaid phone I will appreciate it. I can’t be disconnected in case of an emergency, and there’s a massive comms failure in my area. Tysm in advance! paypal.me/viceanglais
Monsters in Love A Pride Anthology @darkhorse.com @jamesthefourth.bsky.social @readtinyonion.bsky.social @tatebrombal.bsky.social @sinagrace.bsky.social @zoewithasword.bsky.social @lilahsturges.com @jukeboxcomix.bsky.social +more AWESOME artists CHECK IT OUT -Animation i made for fun, based on cv
All of the LAMESTREAM media coverage of the NY primaries is completely missing the point. Mamdani isn’t a “kingmaker” as the NYT decrees—he’s a BELLWETHER. He’s the face of leftists and progressives desperate for candidates that actually believe in progress.
TIL how to count the intro to “Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey”! It’s just in 4/4 but that first guitar chord hits on the AND of one. The bass drum hit before the guitar comes in? THAT’S the one. It feels WEIRD to count but it works!
I went for a really great run one morning there downtown by the river! I didn’t understand the whole chili on spaghetti thing though like that feels like a prank
Anna Kornbluh@annakornbluh.bsky.social · last mo.midwest discourse is going around and research today involved some WKRP tv history so free associate, people of bsky let's hear your adjectives, appraisals, affections, and shitposts on the topic of cincinnati
Thirteen days later: ok I redid three weeks of work. SAVE YOUR WORK and make sure you work is actually saving! That sucked!!!
Lilah Sturges@lilahsturges.com · 2mo agoWRITERS: SAVE YOUR WORK. DO NOT TRUST THE MACHINE. SAVE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE. PRINT IT ON YOUR SKIN. Signed, Someone who trusted the machine and has lost 3 weeks of work
![Panel 1: Homer looks angrily up at the ceiling and says “Why do you mock me, oh [sic] Lord?”
Panel 2: Marge tells Homer: “Homer, that’s not God. That’s just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bl6gtlw65enzsulg4g3vyhzg/bafkreihrzknotktctd5m7lodyou7c7jsqtxttbp7giw4sbxk7o6e63tkp4)
Love watching in real time every gain that trans women have made in the last ten years be eroded and renounced from almost every direction. I’m MUCH worse off as a trans woman now than I was when I transitioned in late 2016. It sucks.
Italian limp biscuit be like I did it all for the gnocchi