I put homosexual undertones in all of my english essays so I can call my teacher homophobic if they grade the essay badly
Dr sex: *licking lips* haha... looks like we're going to have to... rearrange your organs..
would you rather lead a hard life or lead a life hard #selfimprovement #topG #thuggingitout
truth or dare except i dare people to paypal me colossal sums of money
some people are goated with the sauce but unfortunately i am merely goated with the zest