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the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 8h ago

i love podfics they're beautiful and wonderful and so important for my adhd ass to thrive. that said i should maybe stop listening to explicit ones at work bc unlike when i was 15 apparently i can't just stoneface when i hear someone describe kirk fingering spock's hot slick sheath

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 3d ago

i've officially posted more fe3h fics (64) than homestuck fics (63) which is wild given that the homestuck ones were written over the course of 8ish years vs the fe3h in about 14 months

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 3d ago

Last fic for #FEDisabilityPride! It's been a very fun time, thanks much to the mods for putting this on!! archiveofourown.org/works/89747636

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Title: no more boring allegories
Relationship: Hapi & Claude

Summary:
"Can I ask you something that's sort of a rhetorical question, but will still sound incredibly insensitive?" Khalid likes the taste of honesty on his tongue. He missed it. It's so sharp, like the sort of spices no one in Fódlan seems to know how to use.

Hapi blinks at him. The corner of her mouth twitches just the tiniest bit, barely visible in the dim light. "Go for it."

Khalid lets out a low chuckle, hanging his head. This really is an awful thing to ask her. "Have you ever looked back at your childhood and realized you don't remember as much as you thought you did?"

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 3d ago

My Vision

white background with black text and colored lines connecting names.

A purple line is drawn between "Ashen Wolves" and "Hapi"
A red and pink line are drawn between "Hapi" and "Lysithea"
A blue v is drawn between "Hapi" "Lysithea" and "Mercedes
A green line is drawn connecting the blue v to "Marianne"
A red and pink line are drawn between "Mercedes" and "Sylvain"
at the bottom, the colors are labeled
red: committed romantic
purple: just for fun
blue: not explicitly romantic but there's emotional intimacy
green: new to the situation but has engaged with the vibe (i.e. hapi handfed her an edible while her face was pressed into meche's tits and lysithea called her pretty)
pink: open relationship
below that:

note: only mercedes sleeps with other people, sylvain is functionally monogamous; hapi does things on her own sometimes, but lysithea usually has hapi involved (at least the first time with someone new)

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 4d ago

Day 6 of #FEDisabilityPride and I'm following up on a "Felix goes to therapy" fic from a while back. Now Claude's there! archiveofourown.org/works/89679651

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The door to the rest of the clinic opens. Claude stays perfectly still. It doesn't matter if a complete stranger sees him. It's fine.

Felix Fraldarius steps into the waiting room. He doesn't really look around, but it's natural to take a quick glance around a room when you've just walked in. Obviously he's not expecting anyone to be there, because his gaze trips and lingers on Claude.

So much for an easy start to exposure therapy.

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 5d ago

my gf just dropped "no help no guidance faerghus where apparently the only coping options are gay sex and substances" and "your modern fódlan au isn't accurate unless faerghus is a rust belt situation that's wracked with an opioid problem"

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 5d ago

I doubt I'm the only one doing Dimitri for the blindness spectrum prompt for #FEDisabilityPride so I hope everyone enjoys all the cakes 💙 archiveofourown.org/works/89618166

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Title: every single day you call my bluff
Rating: T
Relationship: Dimitri/Felix

Summary:
Dimitri hates being on the back foot during these conversations. At least he knows Felix isn't likely to leave in the middle of them anymore. "And what exactly should my staff know? Not to put plants in the council chamber?"

"Not to put things in your way!" Felix snaps the words, then bites his lip. He takes a deep breath and lets it out with a hint of resentment. Dimitri is familiar with the feeling. There's something almost patronizing about the effectiveness of deep breathing. "Damn it Dimitri, you're half blind. That matters."

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 6d ago

just found out that the cleaning wipes/spray we've been using for patrons is hospital grade and shouldn't be used w/o gloves bc it can damage your skin. add that to breathing in all the particles from the laser cutter and it turns out there is some health risk at my library job. Kinda Wild

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 6d ago

another entry for #FEDisabilityPride! pretty inevitable that i'd land on dimilix eventually. i wasn't sure if this particular concept was gonna make it in this week, but it turns out that felix is once again caught in my cptsd beam. archiveofourown.org/works/89549661

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Title: i am old enough to know better now (than to bear my cross alone)
Rating: T
Relationships: Dimitri/Felix, Felix & Lysithea, Dimitri & Hapi

Summary:
"I want to help," Dimitri says. His eye is clear. His voice is steady. He is healing.

Felix wants to run.
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For Fire Emblem Disability Pride Week 2026
Day 4: Rest Day / Free Day

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · last wk.

tomorrow is a free day for disability pride week, so if anybody's got thoughts or suggestions, pls do let me know...i'm definitely gonna be doing more claude and i might toss in some dimitri? but i'm very open to ideas!

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · last wk.

I think I stretched today's prompt for #FEDisabilityPride, but I am here to offer some long-term injury consequences and chronic pain all the same. I swear I like Claude and don't just want to hurt him! He even gets some sweet hurt/comfort at the end! archiveofourown.org/works/89498571

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Title: what a waste of blood and sweat
Rating: T
Relationships: Claude & Claude's Wyvern, Nader & Claude, Linhardt/Claude
Category: Gen, M/M

Summary:

Sometimes, Khalid wishes they were still in Fódlan. Post-war rebuilding efforts sound exhausting, but at least there he could walk with a limp without destroying his reputation.

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · last wk.

nothing makes me appreciate linclaude nation quite like posting a different niche fic. hapi/lysithea fic has 0 kudos, linclaude fic has 7 kudos and 3 comments which seems small but the RATIO of kudos to comments is so beautiful

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · last wk.

Feeling very inspired by #FEDisabilityPride! It's criminal how little I've written Lysithea given how much I love her. This one's bittersweet, but though it addresses chronic conditions pretty frankly, it's not all angst. There's a lot of love learning to breathe.

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Title: so what if i should forget to breathe?
Rating: T
Pairing: Hapi/Lysithea
Summary:

Lysithea sighs again, softer this time, revealing some of that bone-deep tiredness she's always trying to hide. Hapi's heart thumps a little harder. It's easy to ignore, if she wants to.

Lysithea sits there, all dolled up in her pretty purple dress and gauzy veil, pale fingers tracing the spine of a book. Nothing about her says ignore me. Hapi's been waiting, wondering, hoping to leave this up to chance—but she knows better, deep down. Lysithea's not going to be the one to make a move.

"We could do something fun to take our minds off it." Hapi digs her nails into her palm for strength. At least her voice comes out as flat as always. "If you're interested."
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For Fire Emblem Disability Pride Week 2026
Day 2: Chronic Illness/Mobility

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · last wk.

happy birthday to me!!!!!!! present for a happy guy!!!!!!!!!!!! my home is their little seap!!!!!!!!!!!

picture of the seam plushie from fangamer sitting on a table

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · last wk.

I was back and forth on whether I had the energy to make a fic for #FEDisabilityPride today, and then it flowed out sooo easily. (I even put in a touch of linclaude for the homies <3) archiveofourown.org/works/89379346

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Title: once more in to breaches i cannot gap
Rating: G
Relationships: Linhardt/Claude, Linhardt & Caspar

Summary:
"It's fine if you don't want me to bring it up. You just gotta let me know." Caspar's almost horizontal now, though one leg is still thrown up high enough to keep his rhythm going. It's the worst version of a metronome. Still preferable to the one Linhardt's father bought when he was in that phase where he really thought Linhardt had the potential for being a proper private school student. It brings Linhardt no small amount of joy to not remember the fingerings for at least half the notes on a clarinet. Someday he will recall none of them.

"I know." The book closes of its own will. At least, that's what Linhardt would prefer to believe. That would mean he made no movement, exerted no effort, and certainly did not experience an unconscious tremor in his right hand that a well-meaning but very irritating psychologist might categorize as a flinch. "It's not you."

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 2w ago

me: i'm gonna download a disco elysium mod to max out every skill just so i can get all the passive checks. i want every interaction to spawn six voices in my head and flood me with information my gf: that sounds like the opposite of therapy

Potato Cat @potatocat21.bsky.social · 2w ago

Genuinely one of the best and most useful quotes to come out of this game

Quote from Queen from Deltarune chapter 2.

* OK There's Nothing Wrong
With Him He's Just
Annoying

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 2w ago

happy birthday claude!! last year he got intimacy issues, this year he gets burnout!! 💛 archiveofourown.org/works/89194796

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TItle: burning, burning (out)
Author: PennamePersona
Rating: T
Category: Gen

Summary:
The hardest moment of Claude's life comes when he looks at the future dawning over Fódlan, ripe for a new ruler who can fix it, guide it, nurture it until it grows into a land of peace and acceptance, and he thinks—I can't do this.

It is the worst case scenario. It is also a long time coming.

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 2w ago

IT'S CLAUDE'S BIRTHDAY I SHOULD WRITE AF IC????????

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 2w ago

edited screenshot of a tumblr post that now reads
"everyone [who knows more about grammar] than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone [who knows less about grammar] than me is a clueless philistine"

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 2w ago

shoutout to seteth for casually dropping "sin isn't real + idrc if people believe in the goddess" in his felix supports. a man i love. you can rly tell he's not the one who made himself a saint

jen @labraunda.bsky.social · 10mo ago

my fire emblem fandom heritage post

linny🦞@hypnosticc.bsky.social · 2mo ago

linhardt version bc i cant fight my instincts

wounded grouch @nebulia.bsky.social · 3w ago

byleth is olaf. send skeet

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 3w ago

at a virtual conference for work and there's an hour long presentation on using ai for makerspace tools & not only did the guy say upfront that we won't be discussing the ethics or best practices, he started off with *vibe coding*

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 3w ago

i think just once there should've been someone stuck in a saw trap who called jigsaw out on the nonsense. "the key is behind your eye" no it's not. how would you even do that. if a serial killer trapped me and said he did surprise amateur surgery on me it would pull me out of the fear instantly

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 3w ago

tomodachi update: jinshi finally fell in love with maomao, only after i added her freckles and while he was just listening to her talk. absolute FACTS. please watch the apothecary diaries

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 4w ago

people can really just walk up to you and say anything. coworker just said "did you check out the lobster food truck" and i said "what" bc we live & work in illinois and he said "yeah they're here til 8 to catch the after hours crowd" as if i'd already recovered from him saying 'lobster food truck'

the world's preeminent linclaude scholar @linclaude.bsky.social · 4w ago

would claude trip and hit his neck on a stair, then spend the next hour or so with the pain slowly increasing until he's forced to tilt his head to the side at like a full 45 degree angle and have to go to the hospital for it, but wait to deal with it bc he has a final exam to do first

stoner werewolf @crowkids.bsky.social · 4w ago

Oh, thanks, I actually already know the solution to this one and you won't believe how easy it is

A headline from the Washington Post that reads: The Post Most: How to stop ChatGPT from ruining how you think"