Parker Swift
@linehopper.bsky.social
Not affiliated with this Flash family or any other. Or that one singer. Please stop asking why I look familiar. » Dimension-hopping speedster DCRP OC | written by bardlockcafe » Story & Banter, Happy to plot. » Current setting: Gotham? Too fast to tell.
Hi, Bing. You did not, in fact, bring it to me privately. First, you attempted to jump in on what I assume you thought was going to be a dogpile when another writer mentioned me in a vent post; that writer and I had a significant misunderstanding which is now resolved. You were ignored.
I don't like when you ignore me. | You never say anything worth remembering.
"Congrats, you're in the same rare company as someone who got headhunted by their high school gym teacher. Anyway."
Lex Luthor@lexcorpceo.bsky.social · 4mo ago“I’ve personally dabbled with both. When you’re rich and powerful enough, you can do that”
"I'm a government shill, not a corporate shill. Get it together."
Lex Luthor@lexcorpceo.bsky.social · 4mo ago“LexCorp employees never truly retire. They will always be family”
"Thanks, with hard work, a disgustingly large paycheck, and forgetting an investment account while you're off-wuhhh outoftown for almost a decade, you, too, can have no idea what to do with your life!"
Peter B. Parker@amazingwebs.bsky.social · 4mo ago"I'm more surprised that can still be a part of anyone's vocabulary. Truly a feat on its own."
Have you listened to a single word I said? | That's a weird way to start a conversation.
Everyone seems right at home and I just haven't gotten there yet.
"Wait, New York? Did I get turned around hopping off the turnpike... I was wondering why there's a considerable lack of lunatics around here."
Peter B. Parker@amazingwebs.bsky.social · 9mo ago"I'll have to ask you not to come up with insults for New York. It may be soggy, full of real estate scams and the harbor is acidic but it's one of a kind. It's got flavor."
"It really is turnin' into Thneedville out here, huh..."
Peter B. Parker@amazingwebs.bsky.social · 9mo ago"In this economy?"
"I'm sorry I can see, hear, and smell? God forbid a man witness the world around them."
Peter B. Parker@amazingwebs.bsky.social · 9mo ago"You dip in, try to relate and find out you gotta start suing for copyright infringement."
A ripple in the pond of life and this is all you've got to show for it?
Staring at the source of their discontent... "Y'know, yeah, that's a pretty good description of him. Why do I keep coming back here?"
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar@themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 9mo ago“I’ve been to Gotham. The air is super smokey and polluted and I swear the sun very rarely comes out. Insane people are the worst. They also tend to be very loud.”
"That sounds a lot like the senses I've already got. And the sentiment! Spiders are just like us, really..."
Peter B. Parker@amazingwebs.bsky.social · 9mo ago"Try spider sense. Lemme tell you, you gotta see, hear, smell and sense schlubs. Sometimes I wish a building would fall on me."
Oh, that's a lot! I just have to hear and see and think about insane people. In Gotham!
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar@themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 9mo agoAgreed. There is a weird smell in the air. It’s entirely too loud. My coffee tasted funny and despite dental hygiene I can still taste it. And it’s just a bit of an ugly day to look at.
||I'm mostly on my fantasy accounts and have one (1) proper swrp account @chissdescendancy.bsky.social
"One day I'm gonna break my neck from the whiplash you all give me."
"This is the real impact of absent fathers. Ya hate to see it."
Clark Joseph Kent / Kal-El / Superman@steelclarkkent.bsky.social · 12mo ago“It could also be the 1% Sam Stryker DNA. Or is more likely he spent most of his early years watching 90’s TV shows and movies with Rex Leech.”
The D in DILF can indeed stand for Dilapidated.