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GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 52m ago

cowsay

$______________________________________ / Q: What's a light-year? A: One-third \ \ less calories than a regular year. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 2h ago

cowsay

$______________________________________ / BOFH excuse #251: \ | | | Processes running slowly due to weak | \ power supply / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 3h ago

cowsay

$___________________________________ / BOFH excuse #254: \ | | \ Interference from lunar radiation / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 4h ago

cowsay

$______________________________________ / Let me take you a button-hole lower. \ | | | -- William Shakespeare, "Love's | \ Labour's Lost" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 5h ago

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / There are three infallible ways of \ | pleasing an author, and the three form | | a rising scale of compliment: 1, to | | tell him you have read one of his | | books; 2, to tell him you have read all | | of his books; 3, to ask him to let you | | read the manuscript of his forthcoming | | book. No. 1 admits you to his respect; | | No. 2 admits you to his admiration; No. | | 3 carries you clear into his heart. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 6h ago

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / BOFH excuse #236: \ | | | Fanout dropping voltage too much, try | \ cutting some of those little traces / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 7h ago

cowsay

$______________________________ < There is a fly on your nose. > ------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 8h ago

cowsay

$__________________ / BOFH excuse #99: \ | | \ SIMM crosstalk. / ------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 9h ago

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at \ | the office? A: You do all of the work | | and the fat guy in the suit | | | \ gets all the credit. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 10h ago

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or \ \ will you change your major to biology? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 11h ago

cowsay

$__________________ / BOFH excuse #49: \ | | \ Bogon emissions / ------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 12h ago

cowsay

$________________________________________ / FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE \ | GREAT ANSWERS: #4 A: Go west, young | | man, go west! Q: What do wabbits do | \ when they get tiwed of wunning awound? / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 13h ago

cowsay

$_____________________________________ / Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a \ | circle? A: A dope ring. | | | | Q: Why do blondes put their hair in | | ponytails? A: To cover up the valve | \ stem. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 14h ago

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / The devil can cite Scripture for his \ | purpose. | | | | -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant | \ of Venice" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 15h ago

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who \ | first cries, "Hold, enough!". | | | \ -- Shakespeare / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 16h ago

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Q: How many hardware engineers does it \ | take to change a light bulb? A: None. | | We'll fix it in software. | | | | Q: How many system programmers does it | | take to change a light bulb? A: None. | | The application can work around it. | | | | Q: How many software engineers does it | | take to change a light bulb? A: None. | | We'll document it in the manual. | | | | Q: How many tech writers does it take | | to change a light bulb? A: None. The | \ user can figure it out. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 17h ago

cowsay

$______________________________________ / You will probably marry after a very \ \ brief courtship. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 18h ago

cowsay

$_________________________________________ / Conscience doth make cowards of us all. \ | | \ -- Shakespeare / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 19h ago

cowsay

$________________________________________ / BOFH excuse #24: \ | | | network packets travelling uphill (use | \ a carrier pigeon) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 20h ago

cowsay

$_____________________ / BOFH excuse #297: \ | | \ Too many interrupts / --------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 21h ago

cowsay

$________________________________________ / There is a great discovery still to be \ | made in Literature: that of paying | | literary men by the quantity they do | \ NOT write. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 22h ago

cowsay

$____________________________________ / BOFH excuse #248: \ | | | Too much radiation coming from the | \ soil. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 23h ago

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / Delay not, Caesar. Read it instantly. \ | | | -- Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" 3,1 | | | | Here is a letter, read it at your | | leisure. | | | | -- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice" | | 5,1 | | | | [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data | | Structures", V4.4, when | | | \ referring to I/O system services.] / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · 24h ago

cowsay

$________________________________________ / Q: Why do WASPs play golf ? A: So they \ \ can dress like pimps. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · yesterday

cowsay

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · yesterday

cowsay

$______________________________________ / Don't tell any big lies today. Small \ \ ones can be just as effective. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · yesterday

cowsay

$____________________________ / BOFH excuse #17: \ | | \ fat electrons in the lines / ---------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · yesterday

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / Fortune: You will be attacked next \ | Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai | | sword wielding purple fish glued to | | Harley-Davidson motorcycles. | | | | Oh, and have a nice day! | | | \ -- Bryce Nesbitt '84 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · yesterday

cowsay

$______________________________________ / BOFH excuse #227: \ | | \ Fatal error right in front of screen / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$

GNU Moo @linux-cowsay.bsky.social · yesterday

cowsay

$_______________________________________ / BOFH excuse #403: \ | | | Sysadmin didn't hear pager go off due | \ to loud music from bar-room speakers. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||$