Darby looks like she closed down the bar last night
Latte Sipping Lisa
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If dogs or garden dragons lead you here then welcome! To return to Microsoft/security make a left at the intersection of pizza & hot dogs toppings
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Darby: Soooo still mad? (After needing a 45-minute brushing at midnight to remove all the grass seed pods stuck in her fur after her jaunt in the yard.)
Continuing the “You’re not my dad” series featuring my muse Darby
Why do I feel like a teenager whose been caught sneaking in after curfew?
There are no dirty dishes when Ned is gone and it’s all girl lunch/dinners
There’s always that one friend on vacation who wakes up with too much energy for the other friends.
Ned plans out all the dinners for the week on Saturday and shops on Sunday. His shopping list is sorted by aisle. My approach is a tad different.
We are not off to a good start. The crow they hated me left a chuck of chicken breast in the fountain for me to clean. I put the wet vac hose on backwards sprayed myself from head to toe with fetid water. Ned asked if the cameras caught it 🤬
a cat taking a bath with a caption that says can you tell i 'm enjoying this
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I’m trying to convince Ned to put the bird feeder camera on the fountain. A crow, robin and hummingbird all stopped by today for a dip.
Darby when asked why my dahlias are no longer in an upright position
Just setting expectations one filthy oven mitt at a time. <kicks oven mitt down the stairs towards the washing machine>
a woman is pouring a tea bag into a cup while sitting at a table
ALT: a woman is pouring a tea bag into a cup while sitting at a table
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Ned Pyle@nedpyle.com · 3mo ago@lisaroyal.bsky.social doesn’t do much cooking. But when she does, she uses this
Indy’s trainer at the end of a very expensive 2 week board and train said, “She’s not the best at recall”
Ned Pyle@nedpyle.com · 3mo ago“Maybe if there’s pop tart. I’ll think about it”
Darby keeps staring at me. I won’t give into her demands. I won’t!
Ut oh, I think she’s figure out that she’s stuck with me.
Even at 4:30 AM Indy manages to bring in leaves from the yard
McKellan has been taught “sit” on the rug to wait to go out. He’s meeting the exact letter of the law sitting on the rolled up rug
I cannot believe I am giving bird feeder refill updates the Pacific Ocean
It’s very cold so I’m wearing my flannel coat. -McKellan
