This week I'm working morning shifts (I usually only do afternoon shifts). It's going well as you can see from the new t-shirt I bought.
Lisa's Muffins
@lisasmuffins.bsky.social
Dabbles in philosophy, has dabbled in physics. Baker and allotmenteer, Cyclopath and Trans Virago BAs Physics, PPE MA Philosophy Actual box of frogs Oxford and Open Photos of baking and plants My books https://www.librarything.com/catalog/philosimp
Waiting for someone to blame the Transes for inspiring this bit of cheating www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/bdded60...
Cyclists accused of ‘faking larger bra size’ at Tour de France Femmes
‘Chest fairing’ technique, which can deliver significant drag reduction, could affect Tuesday’s time trial
telegraph.co.uk
This water from the sky stuff is awful. I got wet cycling to work 😱
Another one where there is mention of his claim autism made him do it. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/b...
Cambridge Professor’s Jason Arday’s Work Challenged Ahead of Book Launch (Gift Article)
A knife-wielding masked man. A pig’s head outside his parents’ door. Running 30 marathons in 35 days. The Cambridge professor Jason Arday, accused of plagiarism, says he’s been through it all. Not eve...
nytimes.com
This guy is clearly the Edward Lear Professor of Nonsense www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/024ebc0...
Charity casts doubts on volunteering record of Cambridge professor
WaterAid disputes claim by Prof Jason Arday, who is at centre of plagiarism row
telegraph.co.uk
Good grief there's drops of water falling from the sky. I know there used to be a word for it but darned if I can remember it. #climatechange
No sugar Lucozade energy drinks really piss me off. That's the bleet.
It's absolutely ages since we had a proper war with France so Reform wants to start one www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/6b8fb9f...
Reform: We’ll land troops on French beaches if France refuses migrants
Party pledges to stop illegal channel crossings by deploying Royal Navy
telegraph.co.uk
I've lost my copy of Provenance by Ann Leckie 😭 I've bought the kindle version in the hope this will entice the paperback from wherever it's hiding. #booksky
He was trying to make out he was in the Bullingdon Club wasn't he? www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/49b06cd...
Cambridge diversity poster boy faces questions over pig’s head claims
Prof Jason Arday’s account of being sent a severed organ is denied by police, as his life story faces more scrutiny
telegraph.co.uk
There are 224 books on the University of Austin reading list and "democracy" doesn't appear once on the list. At the very least I would have expected American History to include Democracy in America on the list but perhaps they think democracy is unnecessary.
Hmm nice. Was in a supermarket that was offering tastes of this stuff and would have bought some after tasting (£4.50 for 4 440ml cans) unfortunately they didn't have any 🧐 Just been to my local Co-op who do have it, at £3.85 too. Bugger me it has nutritional info on too, when did this start?
Sex Matters (the transphobic hate charity) is on a roll. Unfortunately for them a roll that keeps confirming trans rights www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/fc7313c... #transrights
Trans suspects can request female strip-search, High Court rules
Police guidance says people can ask for an officer of their ‘lived-in gender’ to carry out inspection
telegraph.co.uk
Glp-1 (semaglutide) Bad: chocolate eclairs taste bland Good: blood sugar is 9.8 an hour after scoffing two. (Would normally be in the mid teens)
Tha dun't put mushy peas on toast yer daft ha'porth #yorkshire
A simple breakfast of café con leche and mashed avocado on a slice of sourdough loaf. Back in the 2010s, when avocado toast was "discovered" in the USA, people in South America had been eating this for decades. Avocado was quite affordable in the 1970s-1990s. #food #avocado #cooking
Given myself a little treat by ordering two more pairs of glasses. Both with Transitions Gen S lenses one pair in sapphire the other emerald. 😎
Cyclists don't ride on the fucking pavement. If you're too chicken to ride on the road walk. That's you Pudsey
Sympathy please for this hurty, potentially fatal paper cut
Leaving Twitter had allowed me to forget this evil stupid twat existed, unfortunately the Daily Telegraph reminded me that Jordan Peterson still exists. www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/243b17f...
Climate change catastrophism is a Leftist weapon to destroy capitalism
It has been 20 years since Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth transformed environmental concerns into partisan dogma
telegraph.co.uk
Listening to Mark Steel in Town Barnard Castle from 2014 so no mention of its vision testing facilities
It's not even ten and the Bluebird Bakery on the Piazza Chapel Allerton has run out of Chai 😱