Literal Insect

@literallyinsectoid.bsky.social

Wicked freak. Certified Creepy Crawlie. Auteur of some sort. "I’m da chef I do the cookthing..!" /🔞Not safe for your grandma🔞/ Seriously, it gets weird. /

While I doubt Muffet will explicitly appear in Deltarune since she was a backer boss, I do find it interesting how she’s been referenced in Chapter 4 and 5, almost in a manner that evokes the “original game” poking through Ch3’s board segments… Let’s not forget mus_smile is her laugh but edited…

robot girl who talks like an LLM but specifically the type of response you get when you ask one shit like “yo I’m a mouse and I just found some cheese on a weird plank of wood” and it immediately goes into Actual Panic Mode 🚨🚨STOP!!!!!🚨🚨⚠️⚠️⚠️🚨🚨DON’T TOUCH THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!🚨🚨

Disenchanted with life, a scientist girl willingly falls victim to the one-way time machine trope to surrender herself to entropy at the end of the universe... only to find it Doesn't end. Also there's still Girls trillions of years from now and they're really hot and big and only evolving further.

There is no such thing as "Strong enough." However immense and powerful Muffet is currently, in time her weakest underling will make that look quaint. And by then, the gap between them and her will be even wider in her favor (relatively too, not just absolutely!)

Muffet's equipped weapon now being a gemstudded railgun, multiplies her INT and DEX by 28,000,000x while having its damage scale with them +an added passive that: - Causes foes to drop all the money in their inventory upon defeat. - Perma-boosts all stats by ($ * 0.01) every turn/50 overworld steps

It's actually crazy whenever you find out someone you casually interact with is actually into the same unhinged shit as you. Just think of all the kindred spirits you've unknowingly passed by... Cast your masks aside! Life's more beautiful when you have someone to yap with!

i'mma be honest boss i don't think the hyperCEO muffet brainworms are stopping Every evil corporation needs its own private military, and Muffet's very own Girl Scouts* fits that purpose! An army comprised solely of spiders from all over, uplifted to humanoid form... (*also includes boys.)

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whenever you engage with my unhinged posts you consent to having your brainworms entwine with my brainworms and uh, make out nasty style. This isn’t something I really have control over and neither do you. We just kind of have to hold our heads at a weird angle as they sprout from our ears. Eugh.

Suddenly reminded that a few nights ago I had a dream that Deltarune dropped its One Age Rating-approved Fuck Word and it was Lancer who said it. And it was so lame and forgettable that everyone was acting like the Fuck Word Drop was still yet-to-come.

jbug undertale halloween hack is absolutely one of my favorite ut soundcloud projects but that shit is never ever coming out as a fangame as much as i want it to. ive been heartbroken enough to know it to be true. takes a miracle for a pipe dream like that to actually manifest.

*cough cough* No dude I think it’s just allergies and not the nascent eldritch mind I accidentally brushed with my proprioception. *my dialogue portrait becomes more jpeg artifacted* I’m fine. Stop asking. Give me some space *writhing tendrils of unnatural light manifest around my head* ignore those

I really really enjoy the idea of a massive giantess that looks human on the outside but internally is like. Utterly fucked upppp bro. Some kind of inhuman superorganism. whole ass traversable environment in her, dude. Obligatory flesh level. Inexplicable bioluminescent lights (why??)

if you're into rpg mechanics in a horny way you have to commit to it. You have to include an obligatory casino area in your fetish setting. Do it. The hot powerleveled girls need to bet on really tacky horse betting minigames and wail in agony as they lose by literal single pixel margins.

I fucking won. 20k meters broken. Blessed be the Broker, Rho, who guides and protects us from the blasphemies of the superstructure. (not pictured: the fact that my leaderboard ranking was 67. am not shitting you.)

my high score in white knuckle endless mode :)
Literal Insect@literallyinsectoid.bsky.social · 2w ago

DEATH TO M5_NEST_HOTZONE_OUTRO_01 MY ENTIRE BEING BURNS WITH HATRED FOR THE VALVE THAT INEXPLICABLY STILL EXISTS IN ENDLESS MODE DESPITE ALL OTHER VALVES BEING REPLACED WITH BUTTONS