Latest Ayn Thor insanity: the cancelled Xbox 360 port of Goldeneye that leaked a few years back has been ported to Android, and has dualscreen support - with a weapon select on the bottom. Modern dual stick aiming, 60fps, widescreen support.

My accountant will often type in all caps (I've yet to establish if by accident) making certain simple administrative requests seem like life or death situations.

🚨INDIE ALERT🚨 Trading Card Inspector V1.1.0 is NOW LIVE! 🎉🐒 💪New Challenge Mode! 🎨Special Palette Rewards!! 🃏Steam Trading Cards!!! 😄Steam Backgrounds & Emojis!!!! 🔧Bug fixes!!!!! #GameDev #IndieDev #CozyGames #Steam #IndieGames

Trading Card Inspector - Trading Card Inspector - V1.1.0 Update & MORE! - Steam News

Major update for Trading Card Inspector! New Challenge Mode! New Palettes! Steam Trading Cards! Tiny Teams!

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Read this thread and then... I dunno, take a long nap.

Ed Zitron@edzitron.com · yesterday

Analysts estimate that 70%+ of Microsoft, Google and Amazon's present and future AI revenues are from Anthropic and OpenAI's compute spend and model sales. Outside of two unsustainable AI labs, demand barely exists, and they've massively overbuilt capacity. www.wheresyoured.at/the-ai-deman...

How the fuck is MN9 10 years old.

StopSkeletonsFromFighting@stopskeletons.bsky.social · 2d ago

It’s time to go back to prom Mighty No 9 Ten Years Later. So much has happened with that game, its characters, its creator Keiji Inafune, his company Comcept, and the company he left, Capcom Watch with your pets! RT’s appreciated! youtu.be/UlhB7RQZdOU

Hello. Later today we'll be linking mailing list and discord members to an early closed demo build for our hot air balloon game (Windows build) Please consider signing up if you like aeronautical transportation, penguins or saxophone solos #gamedev www.spacelionstudios.ie/mailing-list/

Hello. Later today we'll be linking mailing list and discord members to an early closed demo build for our hot air balloon game (Windows build) Please consider signing up if you like aeronautical transportation, penguins or saxophone solos #gamedev www.spacelionstudios.ie/mailing-list/

There's absolutely no silver bullet for dealing with people financially struggling to make ends meet

Well that's just simply a metroid.

Disgusting.

www.fanatical.com/en/pick-and-... Axyz is part of a Fanatical bundle, meaning you can pick it up for a disgustingly cheap price alongside a bunch of other games.

"hi, we'd like to put your game on this list we are creating about different modes of transport" "Yeah! Cool!" Said blog post goes up with a giant fucking hideous piece of slop art for a banner. This is not the week to fuck with me.

My grandad passed away this morning. He was a strong, family orientated, proud man, my father figure and i loved him dearly. I'm incredibly grateful my last conversation with him was so warm and joyful a few weeks ago. Rest easy.

Can you lovely lot send my way the best #PS1 - #PSX artists you know that might be looking for work? (Generally looking for more crash bandicoot/Spyro looking stuff over photo based/Horror works) It's for a thing 👀 #gamedev #gameart

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ALT: Classic PlayStation 1 Startup BIOS Logo

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Hello. Perdu the Penguin and I will be flying over to Gamescom in a couple of weeks, and we'd like to talk to you about our new Hot Air Balloon game. Find me on the ol' meettomatch or head for wherever the karaoke is.

good morning

France is on fire. 220,000 evacuated. The biggest fire in the country’s history. It was Canada last week. Your country will be next. The logical solution thus is to build more Earth destroying AI data centres.

Back on this nonsense. Not bad for a first 5k in 7 months.

good morning

I've made the colossal error of falling head over heels for someone who's only in the country for another day and a half so I'm gonna hide in the corner and listen to sunny day real estate.

*that we just laid off

VGC@videogameschronicle.com · 2w ago

Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced "exceeded annual expectations" in its first two weeks, Ubisoft says. CEO Yves Guillemot says he expects the game will recoup its development costs during the current financial quarter. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/assassi...

The last 30 years of logic for a specific group of folk in one paragraph.

The Volatile Mermaid@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 2w ago

I’m sorry what

there are few games that make you eat as much shit in its first few hours as SSX3 does, but maaaan when you finally get the groove - there's not much like it.

Hello. Perdu the Penguin and I will be flying over to Gamescom in a couple of weeks, and we'd like to talk to you about our new Hot Air Balloon game. Find me on the ol' meettomatch or head for wherever the karaoke is.

To be fair, Satoshi Kon died. That left him with no idea on who he should steal from anymore, leaving his choice to be "everyone."

Tyler@electriceden92.bsky.social · 2w ago

Finally, he's the dipshit fiftysomething startup guy he's always wanted to be www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

NEWS - we will be releasing Guild of Dungeoneering Ultimate Edition for iOS and Android 24 hours from now!

Financial Times@financialtimes.com · 2w ago

Good morning, Asia. While you were sleeping, one of our most-read stories was about Google burning through cash for the first time since going public decades ago as it raised its spending forecast for AI infrastructure. ft.trib.al/9z6a5Ym

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

Devolver Digital@devolverdigital.com · 2w ago

Crush fruit and feed the beast in POINPY! Back on mobile...FOR FREE! 🍎 🍋 🫐 🍊