AHEM! great news Fellow Astronauts! we’ve discovered a new Alien Language and we're well on our way to understanding it. how, you may be asking? well, that’s confidential… although there might be a clue in this post… stay tuned for updates! 🚀💥

greetings astronauts and gentle astronauts: it’s time for our 4th end-of-jam AWARDS CEREMONY! 🌌🧑‍🚀✨ join in on the celebration and keep your eyes on the horizon… some of the games’ mysterious makers may reveal themselves soon! 👀 awards by @hexrae.bsky.social

hello and welcome to our 4th Official Astronaut Press Conference! over the next few days, i’ll be telling you all about the super dense, super eventful games we've recovered from the recently arrived black hole. itch.io/c/6922523/li... banner by @hexrae.bsky.social 🎨

well, good news and bad news folks! the bad: the Second Horizon was actually a black hole. it ate like 5 spaceships and way too many telescopes. the good: it brought a bunch of games with the theme 🌌 EVENT HORIZON 🌌 play them here: itch.io/c/6922523/li... art by princessinternet.cafe 🎨

well, it’s official: a Second Horizon is 100% lurking just beyond the usual one and emitting strange signals. it also appears to be getting closer in a manner that i, Big Deal Astronaut, can only describe as "eventful." anyway, we're like pretty sure it'll be here tomorrow, whatever that means? 🌅✨

greetings folks. just a Small Astronaut Update from a Big Deal Astronaut: there appears to be something on the horizon. our calculations suggest it may be ANOTHER horizon. but that can’t be right… stay tuned for updates. 🪐💥

greetings astronauts and gentle astronauts: it’s time for our 3rd end-of-jam AWARD CEREMONY! 🌐🧑‍🚀✨ celebrate with us and keep an eye out... some of the games' mysterious makers may soon reveal themselves! 👀 awards by @computermilk.bsky.social

hello and welcome to our 3rd Official Astronaut Press Conference! over the next few days, i’ll be telling you all about the Digital Planet's strange new games! it’s time to get weird, wide, and worldly! 🌐🔭✨ banner by @hexrae.bsky.social

THIS JUST IN! fresh games from the Digital Planet have arrived with a brand new theme: 🌐 WORLD WIDE WEIRD 🌐 we assume the games deal with the World, Width, and/or Weirdness... but our Official Space Stance is: idk yay games!! itch.io/c/6217238/li... art by @hexrae.bsky.social 🎨

good news and bad news! good news: the weird signals we've been getting from the Digital Planet are not Super Scary Space Viruses, they're just sneak peeks at the upcoming games! bad news: we destroyed a lot of computers before that realization... anyway, here's what we've got so far! 👀🔭✨

gather around everyone, our Top Astronauts have made a discovery: a Digital Planet! it’s like a normal planet, but also the internet? we’re still investigating, but so far we know that it’s weird and it’s dropping a bunch of games next month!! stay tuned! 🌐🔭✨ art by @computermilk.bsky.social

gather around everyone, our Top Astronauts have made a discovery: a Digital Planet! it’s like a normal planet, but also the internet? we’re still investigating, but so far we know that it’s weird and it’s dropping a bunch of games next month!! stay tuned! 🌐🔭✨ art by @computermilk.bsky.social

The Shaman, the Outsider, and the Diet of Worms by @lithobreakers.bsky.social: lithobreakers.itch.io/the-shaman-t...

hello! since the games arrived last month, we received more information about how they were made. today, over burgers, we offer you to enjoy the reports with us! note: we are only providing the reports. please secure your own burgers, thank you. 🍔✨ art by @computermilk.bsky.social

greetings astronauts and gentle astronauts! to celebrate the unhinged dynamics of all the new games, we welcome you to our second end-of-jam award ceremony! 🚀✨ awards made by @computermilk.bsky.social

hello! welcome to our Official Astronaut Press Conference: the sequel! over the next few days, i will tell you all about the unhinged group of games that recently crashed to Earth. 🌌🧑‍🚀☄️ banner by @hexrae.bsky.social 🎨

the games are finally here and they’ve brought a new theme: Unhinged Group Dynamics! as a Big Deal Astronaut who only engages in strictly Hinged Group Dynamics, I hope to learn a lot playing these games! 🧑‍🚀🚀 itch.io/c/5335148/li... art by @gleamiarts.bsky.social 🎨

dear diary, just as i was Not Discussing my book at secret book club… everyone left again! apparently the telescopes got their first look at some of the games headed to earth next month. i guess i'll attach the findings below. i am still an Astronaut of Science after all! 🧑‍🚀🚀

dear astronaut diary, today’s secret book club has been cancelled. everyone’s too busy “doing math” and “looking at the sky” because ~apparently~ there’s a bunch of games crashing to earth next month. made space blondies for nothing. xoxo, big deal astronaut