Need Gillian Flynn to comeback sooooo hard that I don’t hear the name “Ruth Ware” for a long time (sorry girl)
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
high asf at the grocery store but I don’t gaf bc I have my Magic Diva Sunnies (they make me immune to social discomfort duh)
Got asked out at 8am this morning like give a girl time to wake up PLEASE
All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
Taniel@taniel.bsky.social · 7d agoArguably the biggest democracy referendum next month: Virginia is one of only three states where the state constitution says people should lose their right to vote FOR THEIR ENTIRE LIFE if they are convicted of any felony. This measure would allow anyone to vote after prison.
Is it just me or has the American fog of collective disassociation been thickening lately
Zak has left me in charge of his plant babies everyone pray for their wellbeing
Just want to point out Vladimir Putin can't go to the UN because he is a War Criminal. But Netanyahu can go to the UN even though he is a War Criminal. Because EVERYBODY is on Israel's payroll.
You’re barking up the wrong tree— highly recommend the 2006 doc Who Killed The Electric Car (spoiler: it’s the US government)
𝙿𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚊 𝙳𝚘𝚕𝚋𝚢@pdolby.bsky.social · last mo.Dear American car companies, The EV is a game changer. Get on board or fall off the back. Sincerely, EV owner
Just signed a legal document while “breathe on me” by Britney Spears played in the background. Immaculate vibes.
Bought the most ubiquitous couch of all time and you know what!! I love her.
putting this out into the universe but “you can come” is not an invite & you’ll never catch me there if that’s the presentation
learning that I’ve spent years confusing the Goldfinch by Donna Tartt for Big Swiss by Jen Beagin
The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn
Bartender said “I wanna see a little more reading and a little less texting” ok damn
shared an album with my father I thought he’d enjoy and he wrote back that he “found it a bit dark” which is a British nicety for “I am deeply concerned abt you”
the rules of Partiful are that if you RSVP first you get a The First Big Kiss On The Mouth from Birthday Person
Ode To Being In Love In August or whatever the fuck beethoven said
BREAKING: The newly elected Prime Minister of Hungary announced that Netanyahu will be arrested if he enters Hungary.
Joni is committing animal cruelty in our home (eating moths alive in my bed)
I told Amelia that in another life rob pattinson was my husband and she was like weirdly yes I see that for the two of you
I need the world to hate Brad Pitt a hell of a lot more