i'm terribly sorry, but i have to deny your girlfriend application on the basis that your ass isn't fat enough

my ass is too big and fat and juicy and wobbly for me to be this single actually

Can I watch you play with your pussy for a little? It's for research

Can I watch you play with your pussy for a little? It's for research

like this post if you would hop into vc with me without warning

sorry that i'm weird and disgusting. i wont get better

hi would you date me even though i'm a weird gooner porn addict comm mogul popufur

hey baby are those pornbaiting clapcakes wobbling in your pants or are you just brappy to see me

I genuinely believe it's my purpose to impregnate you

the humiliation ritual that is sorta liking someone

farting during the downstroke to turbo boost myself into the pussy

hey can we have this conversation a little faster? i've already premoved 3 responses ahead

doctor house? you mean carpenter?

I genuinely believe it's my purpose to impregnate you

Put your penis where your mouth is, or something art by lazythegoat on twt

Put your penis where your mouth is, or something art by lazythegoat on twt

hi are your boobs single or are they just happy to see me

Are you suuure you want your girlfriend back? I don't think you're gonna recognize her.

Love is when I keep thrusting after cumming and just whimper through the overstimulation

sometimes i feel like i need an impartial third party to inspect my interactions with people cause i get so genuinely confused

New refsheet drop - nice little update for my guy.. do you love him... art by @wetsealky.bsky.social

wanna commit a couple HR violations with me? 🎨 - @wetsealky.bsky.social

The cashier looked me up and down 3 times before tenderly asking me for ID to buy an energy drink. I'm single btw

at least 60% of the time when I don't respond to someone on here it's cause I'm resisting the urge to make fun of them for their reply

sorry boys i only like woman lady girls

hi what do your boobs look like? i forgot...

New refsheet drop - nice little update for my guy.. do you love him... art by @wetsealky.bsky.social

hi what do your boobs look like? i forgot...

i've kinda been insanely megadepressed for a couple weeks but i never stop to acknowledge it or think about it or talk to anyone about it so i just keep sparkling on

how do you lowkey suggest to someone you need to be a little taken care of but like in a nonpathetic way