Liz Miele
@lizmiele.bsky.social
NYC comedian. Newest special “Space Camp” out now on http://YouTube.com/lizmiele • All tour info at lizmiele.com
Next first draft feelings show premieres on YouTube Monday 8pm ET @ YouTube.com/lizmiele • new jokes, funny stories & some advice from Yemi Afolabi & Carmen Lynch - such a fun show. Watch with me Monday!
Sometimes you put your art out there and you get a cease and desist for being so silly a company takes it seriously. Thanks to my manager for having my back. Touring a completely new hour. Come see it….. Get tix now at lizmiele.com
I hope to god “diarrhea summer” makes it into the history books.
San Francisco & Sacramento this week!!! • PERFORMING FOR THE TROOPS - this story/joke is from 2016. Different unnecessary Middle Eastern war. I have a new hour I’m performing live. Come see me perform it on tour!!!! Check my site for details lizmiele.com
I just don’t understand why when nature waters my plants it’s fine but when I do it “I’m being too much”
Philly and Hoboken this weekend!!! • SHARK ATTACK VIDEOS - it’s important to watch the right YouTube videos for your life experience. This is from my special The Ghost of Academic Future on YouTube 😬 I have a new hour I’m performing live. Come see me perform it on tour!!!! Check my site for details
Philly June 26-27 and Hoboken June 28 • I WAS IN THERAPY TOO LONE - therapy is a helpful tool til you pull away from all of society and now have to become Buddha on the mountain top by yourself. My advice only get moderately healthy :) I have a new hour. Come see me on tour! Check my site 4 details
Los Angeles tomorrow @ Flappers • Miami & Tampa next week! Come see my new hour & learn from my skincare mistakes. Ladies…take your make up off at night! I all info & tix at lizmiele.com
Headlining in Los Angeles @ Flappers Comedy Club Thursday next week! Come see my new hour. I’ll try to drive there safely but I’m the only one trying. Lizmiele dot com
LA next Thursday May 28th • DENTISTS ARE A SCAM - it’s how I feel and can’t have cavities if you don’t know about them! Come see my new hour: lizmiele.com
Gas is so high that when you miss your exit it’s now also financially devastating
Privilege is a spectrum. I’m grateful for all my free sandwiches. Still adding summer & fall dates. Check my site for all info lizmiele.com
waiting room at the vet: Receptionist to two women: Mocha’s a boy Women: what? A boy! Me: thank you for inviting me to your gender reveal
Oh I live in a house now and I was wildly unprepared for all its requirements. But you can see me avoid responsibility while I’m on tour! Say more, Liz! I’M ON TOUR! New hour. Lots of jokes & stories! Come seeeeee me. •• Note: Sunnyvale just moved to Jan 14-17 of 2027 sorry. Had a conflict.
Ep. 6 of First Draft Feelings will premiere tomorrow 8pm ET/5pm PT at YouTube.com/lizmiele • watch me, Matt Kirshen & Lisa Curry try out new jokes & get helpful & not helpful feedback! (Next live show is July 2nd in Brooklyn)
DC and OH this weekend! This joke is from my 2nd album Mind Over Melee. I talk a lot about anxiety, meltdowns and the mental illness that runs in my family • Come see my new hour live! Lots of new tour dates added. Info at lizmiele dot com.
LA! Tomorrow First Draft Feelings show with @olympianlisacurry & @matt_kirshen + two weeks on tour in DC, OH & SC and I’ve added so many more dates for spring & summer. All info & tix at lizmiele dot com
SUNDAY! Another First Draft Feelings show in LA at Bar Lubitsch with Lisa Curry & Matt Kirshen • tix at lizmiele.com •• last week featured John Hastings and Amy Miller who were amazing! With notes from my hilarious sister, Emily Miele • Full ep on YouTube.com/lizmiele
Seattle: Due to snow all flights have been cancelled. I even tried renting a car but I-90 is closed. I’m really sad to have to reschedule. If you bought tickets youll get an email from the venue & we will reach out again when we have a new date. Thanks for the support.
Added some more cities! Come see a whole new hour. lizmiele.com
Eugene, Spokane & Seattle all next week!!!! Come to a show. Don’t bring up Math. It’s hurt me and I don’t do it anymore. I own a phone it does it for me. Come see my new hour live! new tour dates added. Info at lizmiele dot com.
This Sunday in LA First Draft feelings show at 8:30pm @ bar Lubitsch • tix at lizmiele.com • this clip is about how awful new cars are and the mom’s that clearly invented them. This is from last show with Jourdain Fisher & Mia Wilson - full show on YouTube
This Sunday I bring my monthly show First Draft Feelings to LA Bar Lubitsch with John Hastings & Amy Miller then I’m back on tour: Charlotte, Eugene, Spokane, Seattle, DC and more! All info & tix at lizmiele.com
Ep 4 of First Draft Feelings premieres tomorrow 5pm PT/8pm ET tomorrow at YouTube.com/lizmiele • let’s watch it together. This months episode features Jourdain Fisher & Mia Wilson
Portland! This weekend! Spend Valentine’s weekend with me! Bring the ppl you love or the ppl you hate! lizmiele.com for tickets
Ep 3 of my series: Biggest Balls in Brooklyn •• My very new boyfriend at the time got a vasectomy and it went terribly wrong. He ended up with scrotal hematoma. But we didn’t know what was going on at first. I wrote a joke about it which is on my special, SPACE CAMP on youtube.