It’s kinda amazing how @querelleofbros.bsky.social has access to all the images from my wet dreams
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Couldn’t have picked better bloomfs to spend my first Lollapalooza with! Even better is I’ve made two amazing friends 😍😍 Now I’ve gotta schedule a trip to Cali! @liztruss.bsky.social @justinsufferable.bsky.social
I could not have asked for two better bloomfs and now great friends to spend Lollapalooza with than @liztruss.bsky.social and @evensteven27.bsky.social
I might be old. But I’m not typing-on-printer old
Shakira recreates her famous meme almost 30 years later.
I could not have asked for two better bloomfs and now great friends to spend Lollapalooza with than @liztruss.bsky.social and @evensteven27.bsky.social
I really fucked up by not saving @hvvnter.bsky.social in my phone as “Czech Hunter”
(trying to discern which white powder I was just offered) “Is this Charli or Kesha?”
I might be mid in New York. But I think I’m the hottest person in this Wisconsin Chili’s.
Brokers love to simultaneously demand that you have a full-time job AND be available to meet them on a Thursday at 11am
Not to be a gay guy selling tickets, but if anyone in Chicago needs a Dads of Love ticket, some really hot oomfs will be there!
When his face card looks like a butt card >>>>>>
who up monochroming their monday? #mcm x