Everything feels bad and scary. I propose, as a little treat for us downtrodden drones, for the universe to give Jordan Peterson AI psychosis and unfettered internet access for 48 hours

Distinctly 2026 humiliation: when your Uber arrives and it’s a taxi

You must be new here! Hello! Bush forever and ever amen. Let others do unto their bush what they will, but mine is eternal, like love or a planarian flatworm

Adore getting a new medication and seeing what’s about to go hellishly wrong with me. Looking forward to severe skin and staying the same height

6pm. Friday night. Showered, moisturised, snug as a mfing bug in a rug. Bad news for books because they’re about to get CONSUMED 😮‍💨

Rosalía’s Lux tour was designed for people who used to bellow God Help the Outcasts and get really horny and confused over Frollo in Disney’s Hunchback as tweens. There’s enough of us to sell out a world tour!! Insane that the Vatican hasn’t struck while we’re all weak

Sick to my stomach that I am being forced via commitment to a gig to be AWAKE past 9pm on a Sunday. John Darnielle you sexy bitch you’d better sing like your life depends on it or this is the one year you will NOT be making it through

✨ Rare torture aesthetic! ✨You’re someone’s mistress for almost 3 years and he says he loves you that whole time, and within a month of his wife finding out and sending abuse, he is now wearing his wedding ring daily and she is posting pics of them kissing talking about how much she loves him

It is so so so so so so so so hard to teach content that you and your students are ethically and intellectually opposed to and today it had me so so so so so so close to a panic attack to be spoken to like a moron about how amazing this content is and that maybe I don’t understand it (ofc it is AI)

When I get home from Singapura tonight, Biscotti is getting the biggest canary squeeze* * I will play him his favourite two albums (Man’s Best Friend by Sabrina Carpenter and Stage Girl by Eli)

His name is Ozzy, and I am going to stuff him in my carry-on and take him home to be best friends with Biscotti

When I am king, no audio engineer will add ‘music’ or any other sound effects to an AUDIOBOOK. Save that shit for the dramatisation – some of us are trying to fall asleep here!!!

AUSPICIOUS NEWS for the sad, kind and horny! I am back (fig. 1). The pusillanimous married man I was dating for 3 years (more fool me) has decamped to his marriage (more fool his wife) so I’m on a mission to get happier and hotter than ever via the medium of posting (a method that has never failed)

Just saw a woman driving a convertible. Mind BLOWN I didn’t know we could do that

Going on a little socmed sabbatical for a few months! Remember me in your hearts and your wills 😌💕✨ily xoxo

The smallest angel in the world

Have been up all night packing etc. Messaged my new boss on LinkedIn at 3am because I thought it was day time. Vibrating with that primal strength that lets mothers lift fallen trees from their babies. Yahoo motherfuckers, today it’s cope or die

Women with their tits out, no gun and working entirely on tips are out here every night, getting big scary men to chill the hell out AND tip. Cops could never.

You know what this corner needs? 700 more holes. That’ll make it really sing!

Wow this book seems to be about the concept of brats

I wonder who will inherit Musk’s trillions. You know, when it happens

I know it’s small fish, but the Ethics Centre denies that this piece of writing was written even in part by AI. If that’s the case, I suggest they get a better copywriter. As it is, I don’t believe them 🥴

Like Asher and many people, I’ve lived in homes without aircon, and libraries saved my life! Definitely take food, because once you’re there, you’ll never want to leave

Asher Wolf@asherwolf.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Libraries. Libraries are the best places. Be nice and kind to everyone and you can stay all day out of the heat. Bring your laptop, phone and chargers, bring snacks and friends

Every day, Facebook marketplace temps me with this vintage glass chicken, and every day I grow weaker. I love this vintage glass chicken and I know that if I ever see ‘pending’ after it, I will cry. I think today is the day 🥹🩵

♒️ 2026 Horoscope Dating Dash off to a great start with an Aquarian. Went to dessert cafe, let me talk about books ad nauseum. Left on mutually chummy terms, plans to go see a fringe festival show, just buddies. Self also Aquarius, so could’ve been like two fighting fish but was peaceful. 6.5/10 ♒️

I’m usually pretty ‘decide yourself when you’ve reached your limit with something’ but also I am extremely judgemental about anyone who is still on Twitter in 2026

Ketan Joshi@ketanjoshi.co · 9mo ago

all of energy twitter patting itself on the back for continuing to post on a website that is mostly users prompting a generative chatbot to create non-consensual sexualised imagery of children It's where the Serious Smart Experts are Posting www.cnbctv18.com/technology/g...

Australia Post I am going to kill you

TW: forced sterilisation Finally reading The Transgender Issue and was relieved by a Google search that Japan no longer requires forced sterilisation for trans people (as was the case when the book was published) but also that only became the case THREE YEARS AGO?! Heartbreaking and infuriating

Happy Miss Marple enters the public domain day for those who celebrate 😌

a close up of a man 's face peeking out from behind a door .

Alt: Jane Marple played by Joan Hickson peering around a doorway

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