Martin Lewis being nice is just a cover for him burying Alvin Hall in the basement.

I'm at work. My elderly lady is mesmerised by the clothes stall so I have five minutes

There are some people who it just doesn't feel right if they're not around

You know what's cool? Wool.

A person has replied about the wool being cheap for the effort involved. Tell me about it.

Precious things

NOTTINGHAM I'm bringing you my wool! See you at Knit Nottingham ✨️

Tried to repeat since. No use. You have to really not care, like that perfect shot at pool.

Fed up with trying to crack the code on instagram I thought fuck it I'll just film this. 36000 views.

Husband must be low. Asked him to put oven on and he didn't say it won't fit

Train arriving in Derby where it is full of Derbs

Because of a slit in my coat and a backpack, my derriere has been on show all day.

Reading yeat's poetry with a tear in my eye, thinking yes we were beautiful once, whilst my husband is shouting wtf I've fed you you fucking fucker at the cat.

The almshouses have been in dispute with the binmen over missed collections. Last bin lorry was chased by a dozen elderly ladies in sun dresses like something from monty python.

Going to give up watering the garden and plant palm trees

My first professional photo shoot for insta @whorlwool

Arthur C Clarke and the missing teaspoons

Terracotta wool. Handspun, hand dyed, sheep made

Grabbed this chair going free. Virginia Woolf was right about your own room and all that, but this is all I need

Next door are having an outdoor party. Am on the very verge of informing them to moderate their transports as I am trying to read The French Lieutenant's Woman.

Subscribe if you need to know how to get the stopper out of a white vinegar bottle.

Nobody thinks what it's doing to the psyche of a British person who used to spend 20% of their life wondering if it was going to rain

Washing machine coming to her climax

It would be nice sometimes to sell my wool on instagram without everybody shouting at me how to do it.

It's not easy being a cat

I'm sorry to say that there has been a lack of progress on the mouse front

Dinah Rose KC@dinahrose.bsky.social · 2w ago

This is not the conduct I expect from a cat who has just released a live mouse into my home, and lost it.

My niece is in love. She's gone on a train to Shropshire with a suitcase, a home made coffee cake, and a copy of Jane Eyre

Lichfield's nice isn't it.

There's a pigeon's nest in the wisteria around the door. He/she peers out from it. Morning Tony I say.

Trouble with having a fan on at night is waking up disorientated and thinking that's a vigorous ghost